Richard (Dick) Johnson

I haven't voted yet.
Usually when I vote, I sit down, review the issues, see what people are saying they will do, do research, think about it, and vote party-line republican. Mostly because Colorado dems are so damn toxic.
I'm really struggling to do it this year.
I told my wife I don't think I'm going to vote, it just seems like a total waste of time, especially here.
Her response "That's what I've been telling you for years"
She isn't wrong.
Does holding your nose work against teargas?

2026-10-30 22:01:08 UTC

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But only if they are jewish

2026-10-30 22:00:19 UTC

I almost feel bad for all the other podcasts that were riding NA's coattails.
almost.

2026-10-30 15:48:20 UTC

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Yea, I wasn't very sold on it.
But I do think it's extremely funny.

2026-10-30 15:45:22 UTC

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We named our first son a relatively unique name, but not crazy. Later we met somebody who told us "Oh yea, there was a famous lumberjack in my hometown who was named that, there was a statue of him in town".
Hell yea.

2026-10-30 15:42:45 UTC

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Sorry bro, western media has been trash for at least 20 years now.
I won't be sorry for liking anime.
But still not convinced to name my kid after one...
In a side note, growing up in the south, I met a black guy named Pajamas, pronounced "Pah-Ja-mas"

2026-10-30 15:34:46 UTC

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She immediatly veto'd my suggestion of Manlius... sigh.
Yea, I fully agree that you don't want to go too unique, but at the same time I don't want to name them John, Matthew (no offense), Thomas, etc just because they are so, so, so common.

2026-10-30 15:28:35 UTC

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That's pretty much how I felt about it.
It's a very unique name. Anybody who googles it will only find Mushoku Tensei. It doesn't appear in any baby name lists.

2026-10-30 14:58:40 UTC

My wife spent 15 minutes last night trying to convince me to name our next child Rudeus (If it's a boy).
What do you think, Fedi?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/530/444/259/645/840/original/c366100d9fb688b9.png

2026-10-29 22:26:26 UTC

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Best I can do is struggling to survive.

2026-10-29 19:07:11 UTC

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Did you plug in a dongle, or install a PCIE card?

2026-10-27 22:18:45 UTC

How to NOT get your ass kicked by the police.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/515/190/104/053/375/original/eb61913f41492475.mp4

2026-10-22 13:58:46 UTC

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https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/484/914/131/130/965/original/fa93b8674a8fe4e8.mp4

2026-10-21 14:48:48 UTC

This is a great video about how certain people deliberately destroyed Western literature a century ago.
She doesn't come out and say it, but I'm sure that those of you more practiced in Noticing will see a pattern in the people pushing vile trash while burying the real "classics" of literature.
And while the surface level is to hate the French for doing this, and I certainly won't defend the French, you may notice that the majority of these names are NOT French.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7Sk-tHk1n4

2026-10-20 14:18:09 UTC

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old.reddit.com still works. But they'll lock you out of it if you don't log in for 6 months.

2026-10-15 21:41:19 UTC

@npub1gx2…4lmh hasn't updated the "NAS is down" page in so long, it will be correct again next month (when it goes down for Thanksgiving again).
A broken calendar is right once a year?

2026-10-15 20:55:56 UTC

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Watch it only infect faggots, plus children and dogs in close proximity to faggots, and suddenly the story will go away...

2026-10-14 16:30:11 UTC

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A long time ago I watched an interesting video about the campus Coca Cola uses to synthesize "Simply" Orange. It was really quite interesting, a factory with underground piping going to many different buildings, where the orange juice is broken down and put back together, to create a homogeneous product they can sell around the world.
I tried to find the video recently, and it seems to have been wiped from the internet...

2026-10-14 16:28:10 UTC

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"natural flavor" is a BS term they use for synthetic flavor additives.
They take "natural" ingredients, break them down into individual compounds, and then put those compounds back together into a "flavor".
It's like how Coca Cola makes "Simply" Orange. They break down orange juice into discrete molecules and elements. Then they recombine them. But because they started with "Orange Juice", that's all they put on the label.
It could be literally anything.

2026-10-13 16:20:58 UTC

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Yea, I'm close to doing that, but how will I turn it on?
I just disabled the shutdown command in windows.

2026-10-13 16:19:45 UTC

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Recently I had to go into my PC's settings and disable the power button, because my kid figured out what it did.
It still glows, though, and he loves to press it anyway.

2026-10-09 19:13:40 UTC

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I'm with you. We served Ham for Thanksgiving last year.

2026-10-09 17:39:15 UTC

Thanksgiving is a conspiracy to convince you to eat Turkey, which is only edible when smothered in a 2:1 ratio of grandma's homemade gravy.
Turkey is the worst commercially available meat. The only meats that are worse are literal roadkill.
Turkey is so bad, that I expect somebody will reply to this post and reference a kind of roadkill that is still better tasting and healthier than turkey.

2026-10-06 23:18:03 UTC

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At first I thought it was hacked and being used as a proxy server. But if that was the case, the up/down amounts should at least be close.
Also, I love Jeff Geerling even more now that I know he's totally based, and the queers absolutely hate him.

2026-10-06 15:34:07 UTC

This comic is 13 years old.
Now it's a clanker looking at your internet history.
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2026-10-05 17:10:51 UTC

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*ominous music plays*
*door slams*

2026-10-02 14:03:09 UTC

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I really suggest getting at least a 750w PSU. 850w would be better. You don't need it now, but you probably will when you (hopefully) are able to upgrade the GPU in a few years. And it will probably only set you back $20 more right now.

2026-09-28 14:56:22 UTC

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The title is key here. Where AMERICANS moved.
I'm aware of the statistics for Colorado, and while people did leave, more dirty brown illegals moved in, causing the state population to increase overall.
I'm sure many of the others are the same.

2026-09-25 18:33:47 UTC

Thinking about Fedposting? Consider the Brandenburg test before posting, and adjust accordingly.
https://www.law.cornell.edu/wex/brandenburg_test

2026-09-24 16:19:14 UTC

Are you playing any spooky games for Halloween next month?
We are currently thinking about playing Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines (again), or maybe Grim Fandango.
Bloodlines is incredible. The modding community is still very active. Every year is like a new DLC upgrade. It's better than ever.
Grim Fandango isn't quite Halloween themed, but seemed close enough.
Not really looking for real survival horror, my wife isn't into it.
Anybody have any other good suggestions?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/326/913/305/071/516/original/de7ee42e06d3b235.png
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2026-09-22 19:37:02 UTC

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Won't happen. I don't even have a pin set up for the secure wipe feature.
Just entering the wrong pin four times starts a 30 second timeout. The timeout doubles on each additional failure. Brute force doesn't work. And the data on the phone is encrypted.
That idiot's mistake was wiping the phone, instead of just rebooting it, and waiting for them to fail to break into it.

2026-09-22 19:29:02 UTC

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I find it very hard to believe they can pull all the data from an iPhone in just 10 minutes.
Not because they have good security, but because they still use shitty USB2.0 connections.
Also, GrapheneOS FTW. They would just get locked out after several failed pin attempts.

2026-09-22 18:38:00 UTC

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Try appealing in hebrew, apparently works on multiple platforms.

2026-09-17 20:26:32 UTC

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Like this kind of water car?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/288/258/100/961/850/original/a5d6862658e440a9.png

2026-09-17 20:23:56 UTC

This one is well on it's way to Evergreen
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/288/247/416/137/287/original/b41e2f442b8fbaa1.mp4

2026-09-17 15:32:25 UTC

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This looks fake as fuck.
This ghetto sounding black guy, read a book, about a redhead no less, and remembers the author?
Extremely sus.
MUCH more likely that the author paid him $200 to stage this for the publicity.

2026-09-16 20:14:48 UTC

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I keep thinking to myself "Physiognomy check" and it hasn't steered me wrong yet.
What have you done to me, Fedi?

2026-09-16 19:49:31 UTC

I love this meme. I have coworkers who say things like "well MY wife doesn't vote that way"
And maybe she doesn't. Mine doesn't either.
But there are at least 3 women who DO vote that way for every one that doesn't.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/282/446/306/474/490/original/cc97c88b3a92ff16.png

2026-09-16 14:16:46 UTC

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What if the only woman is the receptionist?

2026-09-15 18:43:36 UTC

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Jews wouldn't nuke New York, it's their main (but not only) seat of power in the US.

2026-09-15 18:18:54 UTC

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Uh oh! Looks like eggs are bad again!
Guess I won't eat any for the next two weeks, I'm sure they'll be good again by then.

2026-09-15 15:50:07 UTC

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Hard disagree. The elites still use it to better themselves, while creating a homogenized labor class that is too stupid and lazy to fight back.

2026-09-15 15:47:19 UTC

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Also, Eugenics is still alive and well. The entities who were pushing it pre-WWII just changed their names and carried on. In the US and in Europe.
The other day I saw a conspiracy theory from somebody wondering why transgenderism typically effects Autists most, and they wondered if it's a form of Eugenics to convince these people to self-sterilize.
It makes sense when you realize that powerful people are still actively working on Eugenics programs.

2026-09-15 15:42:50 UTC

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Fox actually did everything in their power to bury the Idocracy movie.
They delayed it's release by a couple of years, and then when it finally released, it only showed in something like 50-100 theaters.
Fox didn't want people watching it.

2026-09-15 15:22:00 UTC

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I re-watch Idiocracy every year or two, and every time I watch it it gets scarier and scarier.

2026-09-15 01:03:34 UTC

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I hate that I can't even tell which of these are fake anymore...
Honestly, I wouldn't put this past him.

2026-09-14 23:21:48 UTC

Went to a party this weekend, on Sept 12th. Multiple people were thinking about Sept 11, and mentioned documentaries they had watched about it.
My response: "Oh, that's interesting, what did they say about Building 7?"
Response: "What is building 7?"
Multiple times, with multiple people.

2026-09-11 14:03:35 UTC

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What would a Roku stick even be able to do without Wifi?

2026-09-10 20:37:33 UTC

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I have been feeling like this whole thing was a psyop, and this makes a lot of sense.
I just googled the act, and it seems very real.

2026-09-10 16:11:28 UTC

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Hey, @npub1wjz…0zu4 don't sell that school short. They didn't just create pornography, they also created terrible modern art!
@npub13ll…6exa

2026-09-03 14:15:49 UTC

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I have a family member who developed MS two weeks after being coerced into accepting the spike of the jab into her heart.
Many such cases.

2026-08-28 19:55:13 UTC

You wouldn't pirate a trailer, would you?
(from Fitgirl)
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2026-08-28 19:53:16 UTC

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But why would using LTE instead of 5G be better?
The bulk of the radiation is coming from the tower. Not using it in your phone isn't going to effect that.

2026-08-28 15:40:34 UTC

GM, did we win the war again today?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/173/887/449/904/404/original/3ed9cdb91abc127b.png

2026-08-27 23:36:35 UTC

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Puts 15 bullets in the perp, "Show me your fucking hands"
lol

2026-08-27 19:31:29 UTC

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OMFG
"He pleaded guilty to fleeing a police officer in a motor vehicle and was sentenced to one day inside Dakota County Jail. "
ONE DAY

2026-08-25 19:01:20 UTC

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Number of people who came down with the sniffles.

2026-08-21 20:12:21 UTC

My wife doesn't know who Lindsay Clancy is.
She doesn't watch Tik-Tok.
She doesn't use Facebook.
She doesn't use social media at all.
And that's (part of) why I love her.

2026-08-20 19:28:48 UTC

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Can't wait to use metaphysical autosodomy in a casual chat with coworkers.
Good read, overall.

2026-08-20 19:27:04 UTC

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It was a sort of luxury spending on the self, kind of like going to one of those gyms where they bring you a steamed toward.
Should be steamed towel?

2026-08-20 16:15:51 UTC

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I completely and totally expected a troll at the end.

2026-08-19 16:24:25 UTC

Falling Down is a great example of when a jew accidentally makes something unfathomably Based.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/123/097/793/206/414/original/bebc63af021b63d9.mp4

2026-08-19 14:12:45 UTC

GM
Don't forget to remember

2026-08-14 14:08:13 UTC

Nobody doesn't like Molten Boron!
(It's supposed to increase your testosterone)
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2026-08-13 16:21:27 UTC

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That is the million dollar question.
The thing that is not a question is that they bought them, sold some of them to extremely rich people 75+ years ago, and refuse to let anyone look at the ones they have.
In my personal opinion, it's because their existence goes against the "One human race" BS that is so popular now.

2026-08-13 16:12:41 UTC

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The Smithsonian has a bunch of Giant skeletons that they keep locked up in the back, and refuse to let anyone look at.

2026-08-11 20:21:21 UTC

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2026-08-11 20:13:40 UTC

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https://www.cardiologist.london/exercise-induced-heart-problems-warning-signs-every-athlete-should-know/
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2026-08-11 20:10:09 UTC

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Both conditions make the heart work harder and get bigger.
But of course, they are framed differently because one is socially accepted, and the other is not.

2026-08-11 20:09:10 UTC

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Maybe....

2026-08-11 19:09:46 UTC

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I've been thinking about running lately. (OTHER people running, NOT me)
You keep running at a moderate pace for a long period of time. I believe the goal is to keep your heart rate up, to keep your heart working over a long period of time.
If you work a muscle over a long period of time, it gets larger.
So running enlarges your heart. Isn't having an enlarged heart a bad thing?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/078/448/334/273/638/original/002f17539d995191.png

2026-08-11 15:04:45 UTC

Switching to CachyOS, attempt #2
I installed CachyOS on my main gaming computer again last night, and wow!
I last installed it in December, and found it lacking some things I really wanted. But it has it come a long way! The new Shelly GUI package manager is great. It seems like installing Flatpaks and Appimages is much more straightforward now. Somebody has created a sunshine fork that creates virtual desktops for streaming. It seems like a lot of my complaints were fixed this year.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/077/477/372/020/407/original/7e54fec5f72d3e3f.png

2026-08-11 14:37:40 UTC

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Actually, let's use this flamethrower tank instead. Wouldn't want to get any of his AIDS blood on me.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/077/380/836/451/662/original/03589c200d998856.png

2026-08-10 17:48:33 UTC

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Oh, you like vaporwave? Then I'm sure you'll enjoy this banger.
Just look at the cover. That's how you know this one is iconic.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/072/468/586/541/035/original/c2d358e0f44a336a.mp3

2026-08-10 17:43:16 UTC

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Kinda interesting, if not surprising. Only one of these products even claims "100% avocado oil".
Just like so many other food lies, they claim "Made with", which could technically and legally mean 1 drop. And it frequently is just that.
I'm convinced that big food companies are not capable of telling the truth. And I've stopped buying processed foods entirely.
Even "pure" bottles of avocado oil are not safe. I have switched to tallow that I make myself.

2026-08-10 15:34:06 UTC

Fly Free, King
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2026-08-07 20:47:45 UTC

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2026-08-07 17:36:40 UTC

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Please pronounce it correctly.
It's Keeeeeeeev

2026-08-05 14:40:13 UTC

GM my fellow Professionals.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/043/416/381/641/575/original/27d2976299768560.mp4

2026-07-30 19:10:54 UTC

Stop using Megabytes and start using Mebibytes.
Megabytes are base 10, that is to say, a METRIC unit. Therefore, gay.
Mebibytes are a unit of measurement by an integer power of two. Like how computers work.
Don't be gay, start using Mebibytes.
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2026-07-29 20:57:55 UTC

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Of course, there is always this option:
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2026-07-27 17:36:53 UTC

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Seems like a good trick, except the bottom pan is only touching Styrofoam, so it probably isn't doing much.

2026-07-23 14:55:17 UTC

Welcome to "don't kill yourself Thursday"
Don't do it, Fren
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2026-07-23 14:17:45 UTC

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That's a quality list. I haven't heard 13:12 before, but it sure was a banger.

2026-07-22 18:02:35 UTC

I think it's really telling that I don't see any celebration about Dvorak's death here on NAS.
I've never had any issues with John. It's Adam that is the problem.
And now he's the only one left...
RIP John C. Dvorak. It was a good run.

2026-07-13 15:52:23 UTC

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Pixel devices have never held their value well.
And the ones directly from Google are the only ones you can put GrapheneOS on, which turns a data siphon into the most secure phone you can use.
And yes, it's more secure iTrash.

2026-07-09 21:29:30 UTC

I'm currently reading a book called Mass Control by Jim Keith , and it's extremely interesting.
It's a book about mind control, but I haven't gotten there yet. The early chapters are about how the Eugenics movement never went away, they just re-branded. It names the old institutions, and their new names. Same leaders.
But this bit about the Columbine shooting stuck out to me, though I think it will surprise few of us here.
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2026-07-09 18:53:14 UTC

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Many years ago, I got a fortune from a cookie that said "You are the greatest in the world"
I kept it in my wallet for years, and every single person I showed it to called me a liar, and accused me of making it myself.

2026-07-09 18:16:08 UTC

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It gets harder every day since I joined the Fedi.

2026-07-09 17:51:57 UTC

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I hate Journos, and don't think it's a respectable career path.
But maybe that's just me.
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2026-07-08 18:09:50 UTC

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On iPhone, you are locked into to Apple's iTrash.
On Android, you could be using any keyboard.
Which one are you using, and why are you not using FUTO keyboard yet?
The FUTO on-device AI voice to text is the best I have ever used, by a LONG shot.
Or, you could just install the FUTO voice to text package, if you do want keep using the keyboard you have.

2026-07-08 15:42:30 UTC

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Oh yea, that's the hype shit.

2026-07-08 15:35:25 UTC

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I do not know what a SPACE BOY is, but I do know that the music was fire, and I was surprised that I recognized at least half of the songs that played during races.

2026-07-08 14:55:08 UTC

Weeb Wednesday - Anime Review
Initial D
My wife and I watched the first season of Initial D over the last couple of weeks, and wow, it was great!
The graphics are a bit dated, but the story was fun, and the 90s techno was GREAT.
I really enjoyed the racing, but there were also side stories where the main characters would romance cute girls, which I think my wife enjoyed.
This is one that I really thought held up, but I'm not sure if I'll get through all the seasons.
What did you think?
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2026-07-07 15:37:08 UTC

Interesting story about how the US DOJ used the Windows 11 unique identifier to identify a hacker.
It's the same unique identifier they use to track you.
https://www.tomshardware.com/software/windows-11-identifier-used-to-track-scattered-spider-perp-after-microsoft-shared-info-with-fbi-19-year-old-us-estonian-hacker-arrested-over-alleged-ties-to-infamous-extortion-group

2026-06-26 20:48:17 UTC

If you like your computer, you can keep your computer.
https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2026/06/microsoft-adds-another-year-to-windows-10-extended-update-program/

2026-06-22 16:49:44 UTC

NAS!
Get over to the [@FaggotTourney](https://tsundere.love/users/FaggotTourney ) TODAY, and make the hardest decision on NAS since Eriner had to come up with a new name.
Who is a bigger faggot?
Adam Curry or SiRrogueKnight ???
An actual corporate journalist, or a podcasting grifter? The choice is YOURS!
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2026-06-19 17:48:17 UTC

Sometimes I still think about the time I was riding in the car with my two older female cousins, and we were listening to classic rock on the radio. They wanted to listen to some pop shit instead, but I didn't.
So they told me, OK, we will wait for one more song before we change the station.
The next song that came on?
Roundabout by Yes
Seven minutes later they ask: "Is this really the same song???"
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/778/026/386/335/846/original/759484bfa4c12825.mp3

2026-06-17 19:11:27 UTC

Everything is fake and gay, confirmed.
Now we have details on the "Nudge" units that coerce victim's families to say that they wouldn't want to make this about race, or to generate fake news.
I GUARANTEE the US has a similar unit, also run by... you'll never guess... Israel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMk1IyL_tjY