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https://eveningzoo.club/users/effortless

Public Key

npub14s8xxqx5ajmp6hmagt4xtq2zsnrzd5tfw4le27tenqr8y990ss0s2leflw

NIP-05 Address

effortless_at_eveningzoo.club@momostr.pink

Profile Code

nprofile1qqs2crnrqr2wedsata7596n9s9pgf33x695h2lu409uespnjzjhcg8cpp4mhxue69uhhjctzw5hx6egpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqdjjr6a

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yabu.me

nos.lol

relay.damus.io

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Last Notes

2026-10-21 17:31:31 UTC

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2026-10-18 18:28:56 UTC

What is with that fucking haircut that they love so much?
https://eveningzoo.club/media/bd/2f/da/bd2fdae580ad98a76f717cb1659ca56a70192428b3a8c0ff7538c04167741aa0.jfif

2026-09-10 11:32:07 UTC

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2026-09-10 10:31:52 UTC

Look at this little goblin.
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2026-09-05 03:48:17 UTC

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2026-07-28 21:12:55 UTC

DYK his 'long hair' that he totally didn't buy, means he's a supergenius?
https://eveningzoo.club/media/0d3f5c11e2c963b1c03bd9f0b14dcfc315617d52281e453a549e0b9ce0a58483.mp4

2026-07-18 10:22:40 UTC

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2026-07-18 10:20:23 UTC

Laura Babcock is neck deep in menopause rn. She is not coping well.
https://eveningzoo.club/media/33927589a68098b9e8af9d23fa4cbbe827019f40fe3044e301a0dacc496cc597.mp4

2026-07-18 10:11:45 UTC

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Hell for shits and giggles.

2026-07-18 09:40:41 UTC

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IDK.

2026-07-18 09:30:21 UTC

Pathetic.
https://eveningzoo.club/media/dbb31450b9458075f40b0649135dcc390171f5495fec7eba1dfb605ba17d79f7.mp4

2026-07-01 18:39:16 UTC

NO THEY WEREN'T!
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2026-06-07 14:50:30 UTC

They are getting dumber by the minute. This one's salvation comes, at least in her mind, when the sun get real big.
https://eveningzoo.club/media/6851993a3fc6b9e414daf4d9530c8a8dc5dfaeab5238f4d05fc30d5405936240.mp4

2026-06-07 11:27:34 UTC

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2026-05-30 14:48:23 UTC

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2026-05-17 12:28:18 UTC

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LMAO
https://eveningzoo.club/media/329ca68bc204ee6d80bd2219ecf7e7b09cd84c8bc85deaa7c01dbba074783180.png

2026-05-17 12:24:38 UTC

USPS. Not hiring the best.
https://eveningzoo.club/media/d82c751f7645603a5528fc7f736451b2c6273dc572d42625d99345407601fa27.mp4

2026-05-17 12:15:16 UTC

In tonight's news, some diverse individuals decided to start a fight with an entire platoon of U.S. Marines, and it went as expected.
📍 6th St, Austin TX
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2026-05-17 11:33:36 UTC

NAS is down.
https://eveningzoo.club/media/35d70d7975f55c8cce488e25a22d23dc9e827f68b36055f60cc317cb78907291.mp4

2026-05-11 22:21:58 UTC

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2026-04-28 22:22:23 UTC

This is how coast guard rescue swimmers actually train, not in calm water but in controlled chaos. That pool is built to simulate violent waves and real rescue conditions. Sink or swim.
https://eveningzoo.club/media/c8d7b6491c52101715a494ab27b9fc05130c5717c13ebf55f02e287124de8220.mp4

2026-02-25 05:51:03 UTC

How NAS got knocked off line. It was the bogans.
https://eveningzoo.club/media/86f6af5ce1d5d89584422580f1e9fe284077692a1343f557f951fb79e88158d8.mp4

2026-02-24 18:35:48 UTC

Is that Whiskey?
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2026-02-24 17:18:40 UTC

I Exposed New Jersey's Jewish Invasion... - YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cubO0lhOMcs&t=2s

2025-12-29 19:16:32 UTC

NAS is fub'd atm.

2025-12-14 11:09:58 UTC

https://nypost.com/2025/12/13/health/pew-iq-sniffing-your-own-farts-boosts-brain-power-new-john-hopkins-study-suggests/
...scientists say it could help guard against Alzheimer’s.
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2025-12-10 11:44:21 UTC

https://www.ctvnews.ca/vancouver/article/can-you-sue-over-bad-behaviour-at-holiday-gatherings-yes-but-you-probably-shouldnt-ubc-prof-says/
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2025-12-06 14:08:41 UTC

@npub1lvs…ty57
T-shirts are clearing customs from China.
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2025-11-30 13:42:46 UTC

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Ahh I can browse and interact still on my cell. Weird.

2025-11-30 13:35:38 UTC

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How the fuck did he post that ten minutes ago when it's been 400 for 40 minutes or so?

2025-11-30 13:33:43 UTC

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I can't pull a page.... 400s.
In both FF and Vivaldi.
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2025-11-26 23:31:44 UTC

What is the 'Brazilian Butt Lift Smell' and is it real? - YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7K3QN3lckHM

2025-11-26 17:03:18 UTC

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2025-11-26 15:43:14 UTC

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Their infantilization is complete. The state is dressing them like dollies, now.

2025-11-26 04:09:10 UTC

Update on NA.S downage.
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2025-11-26 02:45:01 UTC

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2025-07-23 03:10:34 UTC

[Futuristic synth music with a patriotic pulse blares. A bold, slightly robotic voiceover kicks in.]
"Real Galactic Heroes, this one’s for you! Today, we salute you, Mr. Holo-Grill Astro-Chef!"
[Sound of plasma sizzling and clinking nano-brew canisters.]
"In your sleek bio-suit and quantum apron, you command the orbital barbecue pod, wielding laser-tongs like a starship captain wields destiny. With a frosty Cosmo-Patriot NAS Ale in one hand and a grav-spatula in the other, you transform vat-grown protein into interstellar delicacies, all while dodging rogue drones and Great-Aunt Zara’s AI-generated salad algorithm!"
[Holographic crowd roars faintly in the void.]
"Zero-G or meteor shower, you master that holo-grill like it’s the frontier of flavor space. Overcooked synth-steak? Not in your galaxy! With the precision of a quantum navigator and the heart of a pulsar, you serve up cosmic ribs to a hungry colony of space kin and astro-neighbors!"
[Sound of a pressurized ale canister hissing open.]
"So here’s to you, Mr. Holo-Grill Astro-Chef! Pop a chilled Cosmo-Patriot NAS Ale—because nothing says 'freedom' like a frosty brew and a perfectly seared star-beast brisket!"
[Music surges, fading with a chant: "Real Galactic Heroes! Real Galactic Heroes!"]
[Voiceover, rapid and digitized:] "Cosmo-Patriot NAS Ale: Brewed with stardust, grit, and glory. Sip responsibly, space patriots."
#NANC
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2025-06-15 21:50:17 UTC

Dear fren, copy and paster the following into your new bookmark's target url field, as is:
javascript:var%20d=document,w=window,f='https://noauthority.social/share',l=d.location,e=encodeURIComponent,p='?text=%27+e(d.title+%22\n\n%22)+e(l.href),u=f+p;try{if(!/^(.*\.)?(xxx|x|xx)[^.]*$/.test(l.host))throw(0);}catch(z){a%20=function(){if(!w.open(u,%27t%27,%27height=550,width=625,title=no,location=no,modal=yes,dependent=yes,status=1,scrollbars=yes,menubars=no,toolbars=no,resizable=yes%27))l.href=u;};if(/Firefox/.test(navigator.userAgent))setTimeout(a,0);else%20a();}void(0)
Name your bookmark. Mine is NASMARKLET.
Change the target url in the code to make it work for X and others.
Thank @npub135w…4llc because he made it.
What this will do is create a one-click sharemarklet you can push pages to NA.S with. It will invoke a flyover toot box and will fetch the page title and link; a toot box like any other you can add text and image to.