Kip, the Ever-Tardy

Here to learn the art of the shitpost. I mostly lurk and quip.

i liek mudkipz, but not like that.

It was (((Probopass))), every single time.

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2025-09-08 16:44:18 UTC

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Japan gets all the cool stuff.

2025-08-21 18:14:19 UTC

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I saw it given as a tip on a video, and it's been amazing. You'll develop a sense for when a run's not going well and you need a skill, like a Homestretch Haste or a Swinging Maestro, but overall being able to purchase your skills at the end for max discount and with full knowledge of what the uma can do is really nice.
But, runs where you need a skill are likely not going to be your highest scoring runs anyhow, so it's not a massive loss.

2025-08-19 01:18:50 UTC

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A boomer changing? I had heard it was possible, but I've never seen proof. Amazing things are happening.

2025-08-12 15:01:51 UTC

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I had heard a little about that situation, but dang, that's disgusting. I suppose Roblox doesn't get to be one of the top traded companies on the US stock exchange without "playing the game." My thoughts on what should occur under the code of law to these "people" would be unwise to elaborate, and are unfortunately unlikely under a government that is the world's largest holder and distributor of CP.

2025-08-12 14:47:00 UTC

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I wish there was a more elegant and effective way to do it. Kids' lives are destroyed by earlier and earlier access to hardcore pornography, a middle schooler today is looking at stuff that would have made the hardest pervert in the 70s blush and it's altering them for life. It's a problem that should be solved by hanging pornographers as enemies of the state, but we're not there yet. (Alternatively, and more realistically, it should be parents actually parenting their kids than the gov doing anything beyond the above)
That's less and less likely though, and even if you lock the big smut sites behind verification walls, there's always a niche basketweaving forum with a porn page that will slip through the cracks. Determined perverts will get their porn, and whichever entity is contracted to do the "verification" gets handed a treasure trove of PII and data to better trap the average person into an un-cool cyberpunk dystopia.
If a government could be trusted to be purely good, and solely exist to "protect children" like they claim, then I wouldn't have as much of a problem with the concept. Protecting kids from early and overexposure to smut should be something that happens, but i don't trust the powers that be to execute it in a way that doesn't also take the opportunity to seize more data, power, and influence over the lives of citizens (or sell the opportunity for a quick profit).

2025-08-06 20:58:49 UTC

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The first believable one so far

2025-07-29 22:10:05 UTC

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The prizes have seemed fairly mediocre, honestly. Nice to have, but eh. I'll do some more research too, I don't know if I have it in me to redo the entire team but brainier lol.

2025-07-29 21:08:23 UTC

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Hah, yeah, it's not going to happen for me. Is there a way to see the line for maintaining?

2025-07-18 03:27:33 UTC

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I have too many good medium runners and not enough sprinters or dirters (though, I'm hardly unique in that lol)
I need to go back through and audit my horses who still have bad skills from when I didn't understand the skill system fully.

2025-07-17 04:20:17 UTC

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I'm 736419807748, I'll look you up tomorrow!

2025-07-17 04:03:57 UTC

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I have significantly more cards now, I'll evaluate them better in the morning.
If you want to add me for my Creek, just let me know.

2025-07-17 03:57:26 UTC

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Problem is, I borrow my Fine Motion (thanks @npub1njw…3229 ), I need to see if I have a decent Wit card to sub for it.

2025-07-17 03:55:10 UTC

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I've been slacking on stories. How does one Bakushin to 1k per run?

2025-07-17 03:24:02 UTC

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Welp, 172 pulls down and I got 1 Kitasan, plus I got my Super Creek to 3LB. Very, very tempted to very slightly whale for the spark. I'll scrounge for gems to see if I can knock the price down a smidge lol.
What will be more valuable for the club, Super Creek 3 or Kitasan base?

2025-07-16 23:04:21 UTC

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From a big google doc (I'll link below, but BEWARE it's a Google doc)
Umamusume Global Reference Document
Should I Pull this Support Banner? (Kitasan Black)
Of course, you only need to pull on supports if you have a desire to compete in PvP such as Champion’s Meeting. If you’re just here for the cute horses, you can ignore the cards (and probably this entire doc). However, if you want to compete in PvP, Kitasan is a huge boon and one of the strongest cards for a long while. Having her will help you out a lot.
Warning! The banner is 0.5% rate up! This makes the value of pulls significantly worse, almost half as bad. Your chance of getting no Kitas in 200 pulls is now 37% instead of 20%. This was the case on the JP server too, but people were optimistic that it would be 0.75%.
If you don’t have 30,000 Carats, pulling would be an 80% chance of throwing your savings away. But, if you've been saving your Carats, you should have 30,000 by now. Do 200 pulls on the Kitasan banner, then check how many Kitasan copies you pulled and act accordingly:
0 - Unlucky. Use the pity on Diamond and borrow Kitasan for the next 7 months. By the time you could get your own Kitasan ready to use, you'd have other options. Or start your account over…
1~2 - Use the pity on Kitasan, then use the uncap gem and pick ticket you get later to bring her to 3+LB. You’ll have to wait a while, but 3LB is usable.
3 - Use the pity on Kitasan, then use the pick ticket later to MLB her. The gem can be used for any SSR, so it'll save you from bad luck on a later banner, while the pick ticket is limited to early cards.
4 - Use the pity on Kitasan. You did it.
5 - Lucky. Use the pity on Diamond.
Any pulls you do past 200 are gambling. Be aware you could be burning your gems for no return. Diamond isn't worth going out of your way for (her gold heal is very weak before the buff), but she's a good Stamina stat stick if you managed to get her along the way. The pick ticket and uncap gem both came during the half anniversary on JP, which was at the Aoharu release.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/preview?tab=t.0#

2025-07-16 22:59:52 UTC

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I'll check some docs again to confirm, but i don't think it was super soon. I'm pretty sure you want at least 1LB, if not two.

2025-07-16 22:56:54 UTC

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The rerun was a few years later on JP iirc, so you'd have time to save even if we have an accelerated schedule. I haven't done my pulls yet, so my fingers are firmly crossed.

2025-03-09 04:53:18 UTC

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My favorite line in the Wikipedia article:
"The owners moved to California in 2016, and later to Israel in 2018 following Samy's deportation. In April 2022, Amy returned to the United States and filed for divorce, while Samy remained in Israel."

2024-07-31 16:19:42 UTC

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The concept of what a kid is (offspring and de facto property of their parents, to be raised as they see fit within the bounds of the law), has been purposely destroyed. If kids don't belong to anyone, and have no connection to their people or ancestors, if they're "rugged individuals in the making", why wouldn't people assign fully autonomous agency to a child? The next step of saying "everyone is equal", regardless of sex or race is adding age to the list.
"Because no human difference has any significance," they will say, "there is no reason why this child cannot leave their home and parents, mutilate themselves, and then consent to living in my basement for my sick pleasure;" and fence-sitters will see that and say "Yup, that logic checks out!"