@qrstuv.bsky.social

https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv

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qrstuv_at_hj.9fs.net@momostr.pink

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2026-10-14 12:00:32 UTC

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My commissions are open, and my krita is ready. My relevant experience includes extensive work for another highly portable computer operating system and having briefly used netbsd more than twenty years ago when it was on a cd inside a magazine my mom bought me from the grocery store. I still have the cd, if you need to see it.

2026-10-06 05:05:38 UTC

I'm holding an official contest to see who has the definitively biggest boobs on fediverse. Leave them in a comment below to enter for a chance to win.

2026-10-06 03:01:57 UTC

how to make bongs

2026-10-05 04:52:18 UTC

chalky penis causes and concerns

2026-09-24 19:08:39 UTC

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we dont have those here

2026-09-24 14:48:13 UTC

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asl

2026-09-24 14:47:10 UTC

maple syrup pizza near me

2026-09-23 23:02:38 UTC

What does this zig-zag on the floor mean? #fedihookup #fedisingles
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2026-09-21 00:01:36 UTC

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let us know how things go tomorrow

2026-09-20 16:38:46 UTC

I use a small square of kleenex under my finger to reduce friction against the track pad. This let's me get around the screen faster and complete my work so I can get home to my family.

2026-09-20 12:18:49 UTC

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I helped you out a little.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-c8bac4799d531cb9b12320bc6787b171.png

2026-09-18 23:58:43 UTC

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uuu

2026-09-18 14:35:47 UTC

chocolate ice cream cake birthday happy meal

2026-09-18 12:47:13 UTC

how big did chichi's boobs get when she was pregnetnt with gohan

2026-09-16 23:14:53 UTC

Any one have any good porn I can watch? I'm looking for something with real lesbians.

2026-09-16 22:34:07 UTC

Charmin Ultra+ with FreshCheck really surprised me. These are the reasons why.

2026-09-14 14:57:28 UTC

I might switch to a premium hand soap.

2026-09-08 03:15:07 UTC

I went to lowes yesterday and they were playing the green day song from dookie over the store speakers, the one where you can hear his clogged sinuses.

2026-09-08 03:12:17 UTC

28f looking for some older cock, just need a little linux help connecting my x230t to my sony camcorder firewire before i can send pics #fedisingles #fedihookup #fediconnect

2026-09-08 01:56:31 UTC

some good info here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoobooks#List_of_Zoobooks_by_alphabetical_order

2026-09-07 14:42:44 UTC

mcdonalds menu with prices 2026 all food types

2026-09-06 09:26:53 UTC

what episodes do we get to see bulma's boobs in

2026-09-04 01:56:31 UTC

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Over three thousand czechoslovakian euros.
CC: @npub1wgz…hegf @npub19av…rp6r

2026-09-04 00:54:21 UTC

Looking for some fun. Adventurous and open-minded 28F in need of a man who can connect my supple linux thinkpad x230t to my cute little firewire camcorder. 32B 5'6" 118lbs budget $250. #fedihookup #singles

2026-09-03 03:32:17 UTC

Everyday I wake up, take my flintstones vitamin, go to work, come home, make my macaroni & cheese, watch my masterpiece theater, and go to bed.

2026-09-01 14:51:37 UTC

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Easy. I could do it in the dark, with my eyes closed, with one hand behind my back.

2026-08-28 16:33:17 UTC

anyone got a peen i can borrow

2026-08-27 14:11:30 UTC

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It's literally firefox. Not that it matters. Just do the right thing and make a web page that works with everything.
CC: @npub1zm0…qduz @npub1lym…fqe3

2026-08-26 22:48:42 UTC

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How would a visually impaired person navigate this web page?
I don't like the submission either, and I don't think it's fair for the submitter and their follower to gang up on you, but thier submission is undeniably much easier to look at.
CC: @npub1zm0…qduz @npub1lym…fqe3
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2026-08-26 08:05:21 UTC

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I don't click on any untrusted links that get sent to me, but this is what it says in the bare metal.
CC: @npub1nz0…qu5q
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2026-08-26 06:27:03 UTC

my snack is borken again
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-5fffef236921bede69793d85c105cfbc.gif

2026-08-25 05:05:41 UTC

ronald reagan actor

2026-08-25 04:49:27 UTC

ronald reagan

2026-08-24 14:34:41 UTC

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https://lemmy.sdf.org/pictrs/image/7b2cf473-2277-4478-94d4-0a8d98b2d149.gif

2026-08-20 19:29:58 UTC

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ok so go a head and block my ass idgaf
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-a9c0768b5c2d7f486445bb77e6ea3037.jpg

2026-08-04 16:58:02 UTC

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Why is she flashing her eye spots? Does she feel threatened by you?
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2026-08-03 18:49:21 UTC

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Yes. It should be an excel spreadsheet of the number of new posts of each type from each person I follow, and I should be able to click on what I want to look at instead of fighting an endless tide of dumb shit. Sort of like an rss reader, but with a comment box so I can clap back, and with a close and minimize button.

2026-07-31 01:27:50 UTC

If there's one thing you for sure don't want to do, it's to eat a large bowl of hot spicy noodles before going out to cut the grass, because when everyone goes out to cut the grass before a big rain, that means a low pressure front is in, and the high pressure from indoors still inside your body needs to equalize, and it all builds up against, you guessed it, your anus, and it can all come out at once and all of a sudden when you're concentrated on the grass you bend down to use the mower.

2026-07-23 19:51:36 UTC

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Dissatisfied with trying and failing to be amazon.com, they also want to try to fail to be qvc.com.
CC: @npub19av…rp6r

2026-07-23 19:49:13 UTC

thinking of buying a funnel and learning to make funnel cakes

2026-07-23 04:07:07 UTC

i watche the stege zouus movei for the ifirst imte ims ten or fiteen years it was not like what i rembmered it was a lot more animated than what i thought it was and ten there was ssigut ros song its's a lot differnet from what i rember on the indpenedtnet ifc film channel i guess i thought it would be lmore like awes anderson movei than a geryry andersen moveie and then iw as bucka roo banzie

2026-07-16 23:11:25 UTC

nearest bathroom

2026-07-16 03:40:48 UTC

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Uh oh! It looks like my mobilek is using its gun on me today!
CC: @npub1lym…fqe3 @npub1usp…a3wr

2026-07-10 08:55:23 UTC

How to Bury Your Beloved Dog with Dignity - A Quick Guide #PetBurial #DogBurial #PetLoss
Sign in
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2026-07-07 22:50:59 UTC

They need to start putting the marshmallows from lucky charms in the other cereals too.

2026-07-07 17:43:28 UTC

Many are coming to me today, crawling, on their hands and knees, begging for my take on the big platner situation. Well I'm sorry to break it to you all assholes, but I don't give takes on situations.

2026-07-05 04:21:31 UTC

happy fourthy

2026-07-03 20:33:21 UTC

To all of those DMing to ask for an explanation as to why I unfollowed, I am only cumming to elfgirls from here forward. Appreciate the concern, everyone.

2026-06-05 22:39:39 UTC

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I don't know who that is. I drew it with my mouse. It's a dell.
https://img.audiofanzine.com/images/u/product/normal/dell-m-uvdel1-wired-optical-mouse-159289.jpg

2026-06-05 16:14:05 UTC

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https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-5aaa303031e0365afc24f66bca1e239d.jpg

2026-06-03 23:19:10 UTC

https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=lwaxana+troi

2026-05-31 14:30:56 UTC

Score! I picked a booger and got a bonus hair along with it!

2026-05-26 02:14:16 UTC

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He understands what Ferrari owners want.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-3619ce335c7a4df69cc5852f93d9b8ab.jpg

2026-05-24 10:29:13 UTC

I got kicked out of the store yesterday after I changed the words in that Johnny Cash / Trent Reznor song to My Empire of Go-Gurt.

2026-05-22 01:20:15 UTC

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> the 9front git force push to get rid of some jokes that haven't aged well, the final list of which was done in conjunction with the p9f for something everyone agrees with. The hopes of doing that was that with this clean up we could finally get some recognition on the main websites
Jesus Christ, dude. I always knew the hidden motive was stupid, but that is shockingly stupid.
> Other 9front community members warned me this would be the outcome but I wanted to believe otherwise.
That doesn't shock me at all.

2026-05-21 19:16:52 UTC

I like to go to Teterboro because while you're there they let you say teat as many times as you want without getting you in trouble.

2026-05-10 18:10:16 UTC

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2026-05-10 17:21:49 UTC

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2026-04-26 01:19:40 UTC

Happiness has to be fought for. Retweet for happy.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-856082633d43d9bc306f5c2d99a7a615.jpg

2026-04-26 00:16:42 UTC

The thing I like most about sports is when they touch each other's butts on camera and if they go in the locker rooms.

2026-04-26 00:00:47 UTC

I'm disappointed.
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2026-04-25 02:55:22 UTC

If you think about it, a volcano is like the earth cumming.

2026-04-24 03:19:24 UTC

It's summertime now, and I'm napping in my afternoons. Suck it, haters.

2026-04-23 12:54:23 UTC

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Ten fingers. Ten toes.

2026-04-23 12:53:38 UTC

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There are zero cartoon titties. It's the only thirty minutes of anime I've found that's worth watching.

2026-04-23 04:13:38 UTC

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Try Memories, from 1995. There's a special treat if you make it all the way to the closing credits.

2026-04-22 04:29:50 UTC

I was backing my car into my driveway this evening, and I had the radio on, and I heard a song that sounded like Veronica Falls. I knew from the first seconds who played it, but I didn't recognize it at first, because it was Teenage, and I never listen to it, because it's from the sophomore album and it's dull. And it sounded weird, because it was maybe an EP version or something. But I liked hearing it anyways, because it's different when someone else's winamp 3 on an athlon xp under the desk of an unstaffed community radio station plays it for you. I'll always be grateful to and forever head-over-heels in love with Roxanne Clifford, because she told me about Anna Domino. I should have known already, but I didn't. Hi.

2026-04-22 03:51:18 UTC

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Good. If I were to go to Western Auto to buy a wizard battery, and the child behind the counter asked me for the year, manufacturer, model, & trim level of my bean, I'd die of embarrassment if I had to say aloud "Citroën Xsara Picasso Desire".
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2026-04-22 01:58:56 UTC

Genuine art.
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2026-04-22 01:56:41 UTC

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I am jealous that europe still has jelly bean cars.
CC: @npub19av…rp6r

2026-04-22 01:29:07 UTC

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Oh yeah? Name ten such circles.

2026-04-21 19:07:48 UTC

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Be careful not to reboost this tweet. I know you're all eager to get the word out about this alt-right techbro, but it's against the MirBSD eula and could land you in hot water.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-c4acbb21a4f26dba8df31579c91c5b13.png

2026-04-21 19:01:49 UTC

I've uncovered instances of fascist language on the official home page of the MirBSD vanity distribution. Make of this what you will.
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2026-04-21 06:53:51 UTC

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Let me remind you.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-527c08b1500f30d05925165c49b5e1be.png

2026-03-31 08:03:42 UTC

Napster, and the wave of piracy it introduced in the early 2000s, affected the music industry in huge ways. With Napster, anyone could illegally download any Jock Jams series compilation without paying for a physical copy.[4] This "free" method of downloading music allowed anyone to create their own CD mixes, without the need of the music industry, record labels, or special permission to mix songs from, for example, Jock Jams, Volume 1, Volume 2, and Volume 4.

2026-03-31 05:02:07 UTC

This is a retweeet.
https://xcancel.com/SuisizeMe/status/2038009646246428883
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2026-03-31 04:55:46 UTC

This is a retweeet.
https://xcancel.com/ochiaishohei/status/2036461141719945231
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-e60871da0c91ad1baf4b7107e6f83ad4.jpg

2026-03-31 00:39:56 UTC

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I've had a lifelong policy of ignoring that guy. I made it more than a year into his first presidency before ever hearing the sound of his voice.
CC: @npub1cp3…39ww

2026-03-29 01:56:37 UTC

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retweet for visibility

2026-03-27 22:15:24 UTC

Is there a firewire expresscard that you know from personal experience works with linux? Thanks. I've attached a picture of us so you know who you're helping.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-e1b8dbfeacb172c31d5d5b3a02b5fc29.jpg

2026-03-26 03:22:28 UTC

Exclusive.

2026-03-26 02:43:46 UTC

How To Correctly Use Em Dashes—To Cut Your Cock Off!

2026-03-26 01:55:52 UTC

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this looks, very much, like Wonderwall, but it's not
CC: @npub19av…rp6r

2026-03-26 01:54:08 UTC

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I wish I could have a device-specific linux distribution. And I wish I had a fuck-you–linux device.

2026-03-26 01:50:03 UTC

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didn't react in time
CC: @npub19av…rp6r

2026-03-26 01:17:53 UTC

True story. I overheard a seventy five year old man today complain about how duck duck go had begun to incorportate artifical intelligence into its seach resuls.

2026-03-23 10:24:39 UTC

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Flights Are Halted at LaGuardia as New York Fire Department Responds to Incident
https://archive.ph/2026.03.23-054519/https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/23/nyregion/laguardia-groundstop-flights.html
The airport’s fourth runway.
Mike Ives is a reporter for The Times based in Seoul, covering breaking news around the world.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/31/LaGuardiaAirportDiagram.pdf/page1-806px-LaGuardiaAirportDiagram.pdf.jpg

2026-03-23 08:07:40 UTC

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baja california raisins

2026-02-17 14:42:11 UTC

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Who are you quoting?

2026-02-11 22:31:25 UTC

My mockingbird.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-da4357f4d87d69f4a732b37ed9ded13d.jpg

2026-02-10 22:09:01 UTC

My house.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-7d27bf1dadc32cc13087cb2dbf024dc4.jpg

2026-02-10 07:24:51 UTC

My country.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-28e7d32321caa93b855450ddf103a28d.jpg

2026-02-08 21:30:15 UTC

My minibar.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-8fc1bf8301e87e9fcf145ea2ae1e0f0f.jpg

2026-02-08 10:19:52 UTC

https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-5dcc1bec094f134f805963a3776fb499.png

2026-02-08 04:58:34 UTC

My masonry.
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2026-02-07 09:00:15 UTC

https://www.ebay.com/itm/376935975412
https://www.ebay.com/itm/376938246827
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2026-02-07 05:35:29 UTC

My country.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-d478435440f4edd18533ae34d2cc4759.jpg

2026-02-06 06:45:03 UTC

My maintenance.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-3d3a4d9276e30e37a93583cdba58ffd0.jpg

2026-02-04 21:11:22 UTC

My 'mingo.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-bc567524198dde944b929bc804bb3aed.jpg

2026-02-04 11:36:24 UTC

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Amtrak as fuck.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-b0bc90f3dd6a87a36b02b16af74b51f4.jpg