Benj⛧min :mastodon:

Oh sorry, I meant I’m on iOS 27.2 dev beta. The App Store version of Newsmast isn’t working currently 😅.
I thought you meant, I should be on the TestFlight. I need coffee lol.

2026-10-20 15:55:48 UTC

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Where can I find it? Checked the website, but didn’t see it (admittedly, I’m coffee-deprived 😅).

2026-10-20 15:20:55 UTC

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unfortunately not 😭
Maybe it’s because I’m running iOS dev beta?

2026-10-09 20:52:48 UTC

I broke @npub142g…kmy5 😬
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2026-08-03 16:28:56 UTC

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2026-06-16 20:17:22 UTC

Sorry, MAGA. No one is buying this BS anymore. You’ve played this card too many times.
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2026-06-12 22:37:54 UTC

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To be completely honest, I think cannabis it what helps. Otherwise, I wake up a lot at night. 😅 So maybe like 15 points of this is because of that.

2026-06-12 22:35:22 UTC

I’m so good at sleep. I’m a pro-level sleeper.
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2026-06-11 00:00:11 UTC

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I went there to see a “popular” band on tour once. I was supposed to sign with their label.
When I saw how many people were there, I thought, “there is NO way I can play in front of this many,” and rejected the contract and hid for months. 😂

2026-06-10 08:45:24 UTC

“I’m not that stoned,” says Benjamin before standing up. Little did he know that he was, in fact, that stoned.
After carefully reassessing his situation, he quickly realized that his primary focus had become the chocolate chip cookies that had been prepared earlier. While enjoying one, he quickly shifts his attention to Mastodon, where he proceeds to type whatever the hell this nonsense is.
The end.

2026-06-07 22:52:02 UTC

Ima build one of these for the rough days.
Check out this video by @SteanSlh! https://loops.video/v/g5JCIl-b8r

2026-04-18 08:09:54 UTC

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When will password creation be available? 😬

2026-04-07 00:12:13 UTC

RE: https://mastodon.social/@mcc/116359027043412761
This is the way
#note1ulv…y2u9

2026-03-14 20:09:02 UTC

With the rebirth and near-instant death of #Digg, likely due to investor greed, it really makes you appreciate #Lemmy and #Piefed, and the #Fediverse in general, a whole lot more. There’s no threat of enshittification here.
Sure, we’ve seen some bad actors around (looking at you, Threads), but we’re all still here thriving while the big corporate turds keep recycling their usual garbage.

2025-12-08 00:14:46 UTC

As an Alabama fan, I’m firmly in the camp of “Alabama doesn’t deserve to be in the #CFP.”
After yesterday’s loss, they simply don’t deserve it. #CFB

2025-12-07 22:54:31 UTC

Dear #Fediverse,
Is there anything similar to #NeoDB that returns English results, or allows for translated English results? I love the idea, but I can’t always understand 😅

2025-09-15 19:02:07 UTC

Apparently the website devoted to doxxing people who didn’t cry when Charlie Kirk was killed is just another grift. They’ve started a memecoin.
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2025-09-15 17:44:17 UTC

Can anyone explain how a winless team is ranked in the top 25? #NotreDameFootball #CFB
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2025-03-19 00:23:47 UTC

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I wonder, exactly, how it is that some men feel as though they can’t discuss their feelings? I was raised by a man whose idea of “sharing feelings” was punching anything that moved, or worse. I realized quickly that wasn’t the right way.
Additionally, being open about your thoughts and feelings makes you feel better. Seems odd that someone would intentionally suppress that.

2025-03-18 23:19:14 UTC

Go overdose on those “red pills,” incels. #meme
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2025-02-14 20:09:47 UTC

#HappyValentinesDay
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2025-02-14 10:23:48 UTC

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Same. I think I’m okay with it, though. Keeping myself occupied with this record seems to help.

2025-02-13 00:41:27 UTC

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That’s what makes the fediverse in general so appealing to me—the total independence. Using these small features to tailor my feed to what I want is why I continue being here.

2025-02-13 00:07:45 UTC

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😂 and what’s even more strange is how customizable the entire experience is, but they still complain.
Mastodon is incredible, minus a few whining turds.

2025-02-13 00:03:09 UTC

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There’s just this level of arrogance involved in the idea that someone’s feed should immediately be appealing to them, without them having to do anything to make it that way.
I’ve had to mute a lot of topics. I’ve had to mute and or block people that made my feed terrible.
And also, telling people how to post is, in itself, arrogant. As if they’re the arbiter of the fediverse.

2025-02-12 23:12:39 UTC

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This is specifically for people who don’t want to see specific topics (USPol, for example). Not for adult content.

2025-02-12 23:11:21 UTC

If I see one more #Mastodon HOA member complain about how *their* feed is burdened by lack of CW from *other* posters, I’m going to snap.
**YOUR FEED IS NOT OUR OBLIGATION.**
You have filters, muting, and blocking. Utilize them. Take responsibility for your own feed, and stop telling others what to do with theirs.

2025-02-12 01:10:46 UTC

#Trump is insane.
https://www.congress.gov/bill/119th-congress/house-bill/1161
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2025-01-25 21:40:46 UTC

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I remember that, and to the surprise of no one, you were right. You were punished for telling the truth (a common theme these days).

2025-01-20 21:03:49 UTC

Can we start a #AdoptAnAmerican program? I’m looking to be re-homed. I don’t want to live in America anymore.

2025-01-15 00:12:33 UTC

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“DEACTIVATE. DELETE. DECENTRALIZE.”

2025-01-01 09:31:27 UTC

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Thank you for all the awesome posts! HNY

2024-12-28 20:08:00 UTC

#USPol #meme
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2024-10-26 07:21:32 UTC

It’s always “self defense”, even when it’s actually genocide.
From: @npub128q…4f74
https://mastodon.social/@EndIsraeliApartheid/113372500295201963

2024-10-14 05:41:16 UTC

May be, but he doesn’t belong in *this* civilization.
https://kotaku.com/mark-zuckerberg-ceo-facebook-civilization-best-player-1851670162

2024-10-12 07:35:30 UTC

Weird. Looks like Openvibe isn’t loading any posts from mastodon in Following tab 🤔

2024-09-26 21:06:58 UTC

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Usually, once the “money men” show up, regardless of how well-intentioned they are, everything goes south.

2024-09-11 08:48:25 UTC

I feel like the folks working on @openvibe.bsky.social are already implementing this, but having the app remember your place in your feed and not auto-scroll to new posts would be awesome 🖤
#openvibe

2024-09-11 00:44:43 UTC

#meme #DaveGrohl
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2024-09-10 21:41:37 UTC

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Same. I just didn’t see him doing that. I thought he was different.

2024-09-10 21:27:36 UTC

Oh come on, Dave Grohl. 🤦🏻‍♂️

2024-09-10 19:39:25 UTC

Ohh, new #openvibe update and it’s niiiiiiiice.
https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/113/114/950/054/037/437/original/527d305d27b0a3b4.mp4

2024-09-09 01:49:14 UTC

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!!! I didn’t see it 😂🤦🏻‍♂️

2024-09-09 01:43:55 UTC

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I know who you’re talking about. Lord, some people… 😡

2024-09-08 20:07:32 UTC

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How is that “tone policing”? It’s a blatant misuse of aggregation for the sake of attention, and has nothing to do with “tone.”

2024-09-07 20:42:56 UTC

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Very true!

2024-09-07 20:19:30 UTC

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That’s a brilliant idea; I don’t know why I haven’t been doing that.
I believe the @npub1cnh…wtw0 will do this for you as well, which was one of the reasons I enjoyed using it.

2024-09-07 08:25:22 UTC

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Really wish this was a default option upon posting an image. Most people (myself included) tend to forget alt text.

2024-08-30 07:39:33 UTC

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I’m too weak. I always give in (like... now)

2024-08-30 07:32:46 UTC

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the downside: smoking has made me want snacks 😅

2024-08-30 07:31:21 UTC

#Cannabis
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2024-08-29 08:39:59 UTC

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Ohh that’s interesting! I might check out Mbin. Just setup a PieFed account as well.

2024-08-29 08:35:45 UTC

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Nah, maybe some of my friends who are too hesitant to use Mastodon will use Threads, so I’ll be able to interact with them in my own space. 😅
(Off topic: how’d you post to mastodon and lemmy at the same time? 😳)

2024-08-28 06:21:40 UTC

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I... need to go to the google. Need anything while I’m there?

2024-08-28 06:17:59 UTC

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oh shit... raided AGAIN?! I didn’t know it happened once

2024-08-23 21:03:52 UTC

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As George Carlin said, “I’ll leave the symbols to the symbol-minded.”
Having said that, old Fedi pentagram for life.

2024-08-23 20:56:04 UTC

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OH GOD NO

2024-08-23 20:53:42 UTC

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Thanks! I’ll be back… 😂

2024-08-23 20:52:06 UTC

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I knew I was too late to the party! Are people seriously thinking of changing the Fedi logo?

2024-08-23 20:46:49 UTC

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😂

2024-08-15 08:47:03 UTC

Holy shit, people are doing everything in their power to be as unlikable as possible lately.
Not here in the digital space. In my personal life. Y’all good.

2024-08-12 08:06:19 UTC

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I can’t even tell you how many times I’ve read “Heavier than Heaven.”
This kind of thing reminds me that the distance between my youth and myself is growing ever longer. 😭

2024-08-12 06:02:03 UTC

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THANK YOU. Same. It drives me nuts.

2024-08-11 07:31:24 UTC

I love #Lemmy, but still sometimes like to check #Reddit. Unfortunately, since Apollo shut down, there isn’t a good iOS client left. I hate the official version.

2024-08-07 20:58:12 UTC

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It seems like it’s much more common than I thought! Apparently, some 30-50% of people have no “inner voice,” and some have neither an inner voice nor “inner visualization.”
I can’t imagine having a quiet mind lol. My ADHD refuses to allow it.

2024-08-07 20:51:38 UTC

I just read that there is a large percentage of people who do not have an inner monologue, and I am now baffled.