TracketPacer 🚀

🚀rockit network engineer
🪢 professional wire gremlin
👩🏼‍💻ethernet fangirl
🛜 weird use cases & silly tech!
💌 tracket@tracketpacer.com

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Last Notes

2026-01-30 20:53:33 UTC

live footage of me realizing that i cannot install this software using windows lol (it’s rayhunter)
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2026-01-28 21:50:14 UTC

TDR kicking my ass today idgi

2026-01-23 03:33:05 UTC

gettin real sick of AI weirdos demanding that i justify my continued minimal use of AI at my job & in my personal life

2026-01-21 17:55:42 UTC

i have been informed that this may be more SDN, and also heavy service provider stuff too. it’s gotta talk to the ground after all.
no job reqs open that im aware of yet but keep yr eyes peeled

2026-01-21 17:30:28 UTC

ANY SD-WAN FOLKS WANNA COME WORK ON SPACE NETWORKS? https://www.blueorigin.com/news/blue-origin-introduces-terawave-space-based-network-for-global-connectivity
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2025-11-17 05:08:22 UTC

im going to make a network engineer labubu

2025-10-05 16:12:36 UTC

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@nprofile…jtex well thank you very much!

2025-10-04 17:02:07 UTC

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@nprofile…3mxt haha i wish! in kent, WA :-)

2025-10-04 17:01:31 UTC

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@nprofile…6p5z ye

2025-10-03 19:56:45 UTC

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@nprofile…svcq fair enough !

2025-10-03 17:55:30 UTC

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@nprofile…veey don’t apply then

2025-10-03 17:55:13 UTC

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@nprofile…xczr i just want to be clear—im not implying ANYTHING about the network because that would get me fired. the point im trying to make in the video is 1) you shouldn’t be an asshole, 2) you can think outside the box/not immediately dismiss any singular technology because of your ego

2025-10-03 17:53:30 UTC

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@nprofile…svcq i mean i just have stuff. i didnt put it there just for ragebait, it just ends up being that for assholes

2025-10-02 15:46:07 UTC

my workplace is hiring! if this sounds like it could fit you (or someone you know), please shoot your shot or pass it on!
key points:
- network engineer
- beginning to mid level
- US citizen or legal res
- shouldn’t hate women or diversity (this one’s mainly for twitter)
- you’d have to work with me. a lot
link: https://blueorigin.wd5.myworkdayjobs.com/BlueOrigin/job/Seattle-WA/Avionics-Network-Integration-Engineer-III---New-Glenn_R53158
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2025-08-10 16:12:16 UTC

had a long convo w the lady checking me out at 2am in the sahara convenience store about what hackers actually are + why u shouldn’t buy gift cards for strangers on the phone. someone come get me this is not my domain i need a Cybersecurity Adult

2025-06-17 15:10:12 UTC

every once in a while a Brit comments on one of my videos & makes fun of me for pronouncing router “row-ter” which is fine & funny, but once a guy said it with such vitriol i felt i had to respond with “i don’t speak colonizer” which then led to both of us arguing over whose country sucks more lmfao

2025-06-07 20:31:20 UTC

happy Pride! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
remember to bring plenty of water, snacks, & sunscreen to the parade ok
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2025-05-30 16:56:15 UTC

ok so some of yall may remember me smashing a bunch of network equipment with a sledgehammer last year. i did it as a fun way to raise funds for my good friends who had rescued a bunch of puppies & their mama. well, meet Buster. he was found shot in the mouth & unable to eat normally 😞 https://www.gofundme.com/f/give-buster-a-chance-to-live-and-love/
i dont do this often, only for these specific ppl. but they’re raising funds to help with the cost of surgery to get his mouth back to a state where he can eat properly on his own again.
if u have a little to spare, pls consider throwing it their way. i can personally vouch for these lovely folks ❤️
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2025-05-29 19:23:26 UTC

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@nprofile…qc4j it sounds like a modified version of 802.1q to me? not sure but that’s why i wanna see 👀

2025-05-29 17:05:41 UTC

anybody who uses firewalla router + AP(s) willing to provide a pcap of VQLAN? or screenshot of frame? i am super curious and want to compare it to some other stuff

2025-05-28 14:35:41 UTC

things i cared about as a baby neteng superimposed over my constant neverending self-imposed nightmare reality🧃
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2025-05-23 18:43:03 UTC

i learned yesterday that Firewalla has a proprietary protocol called VQLAN & from cursory research it sounds like it’s basically VXLAN-lite?? i have a firewalla router but not any of their APs so i can’t get a pcap of it… anyone out there have a pcap or screenshot i could use to compare to VXLAN?

2025-05-15 10:29:59 UTC

PLEASE IM BEGGING FOR MORE WOMEN EMBEDDED SOFTWARE ENGINEERS 2 WORK WITH
i asked my coworkers what they suggest for learning embedded things specifically if u already have a comp sci/dev background of some kind & here is what they said
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2025-05-14 12:57:41 UTC

i talk often about space network stuff & the differences between terrestrial networks vs a network designed to blast off into space… but i have never actually designed one! you know who has? my brilliant mentor Eric, who will be doing a talk with me & Patrick Gargano in june at cisco live ☺️
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2025-05-07 20:48:23 UTC

anybody got any good open network engineer positions floating around? asking for a friend who’s just curious

2025-04-30 16:25:23 UTC

charli xcx trend but it’s just me reminiscing about our first launch
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2025-04-26 16:25:04 UTC

what i imagine its like talking to a CEO in corporate America in 2025
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2025-04-17 15:05:49 UTC

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@nprofile…8x2j might recognize the device i’m using as a stand-in in place of the actual board 😂

2025-04-17 15:00:52 UTC

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@nprofile…dewn 😂😂

2025-04-17 14:59:27 UTC

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@nprofile…etza thanks! how do u feel abt it? decent? bad?

2025-04-17 14:59:05 UTC

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@nprofile…0r3q anything*

2025-04-17 14:58:56 UTC

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@nprofile…0r3q yeah! anti f that gives you visibility into the network/your devices

2025-04-17 14:56:06 UTC

the day i learned what FTDI is (it was yesterday)
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2025-04-17 04:21:11 UTC

hey what network monitoring software do u use? & how do u feel about it?

2025-04-15 05:01:53 UTC

how the entire internet is built
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/114/340/202/807/675/545/original/5ec7379ef321c560.mp4

2025-04-06 17:39:44 UTC

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@nprofile…8x2j i asked but they wouldn't let me 😭

2025-04-06 15:43:44 UTC

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(some of these are repeats you’ve already seen but i added some notes)
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2025-04-06 15:40:43 UTC

my week at NSRL ☢️
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2025-04-04 05:11:26 UTC

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@nprofile…dpy5 unfortunately i can’t share any more than i did in posting this! that’s the downside of my job 😭

2025-04-04 05:10:50 UTC

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@nprofile…8x2j i actually brought this up with the rad team and they thought it was hilarious lol

2025-04-03 13:18:59 UTC

we shooting gold ions this week ☢️
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2025-04-01 11:53:54 UTC

explaining why plaintext passwords are actually more secure to junior pentester @nprofile…37lj
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2025-03-23 17:13:20 UTC

good vibes only 🚀
((someone asked about network vibration testing a few days ago so here’s the gist!))
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2025-03-21 09:07:58 UTC

STREAM WAS GOOD will post the VOD soon :) ty as always to everyone able to join last minute lol
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2025-03-20 20:12:45 UTC

got new probes, gonna do some very basic oscope stuff soon (1:30 pacific) on tiktok live ❤️ https://www.tiktok.com/@tracketpacer

2025-03-11 05:04:33 UTC

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@nprofile…3mxt OH hahaha 😂

2025-03-11 05:03:38 UTC

i hope those teenagers that DDoS’d twitter do it again

2025-03-10 21:46:50 UTC

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@nprofile…3mxt what?

2025-03-10 14:22:56 UTC

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@nprofile…exww 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

2025-03-10 14:22:30 UTC

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@nprofile…qrcn this is so unbelievably kind of you to say, thank you 🥹🫶🏼

2025-03-10 14:22:00 UTC

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@nprofile…0804 this is what i repeat to myself everyday tbf

2025-03-10 14:21:16 UTC

ruggedized industrial switches be like “legitimately we would love to be working in a coal mine” (these are from botblox)
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2025-03-09 15:15:53 UTC

to be beheld by weird conservative men on the internet
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2025-03-01 16:41:05 UTC

why can’t we say plug & socket or whatever lol
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2025-02-27 14:55:04 UTC

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@nprofile…z22s lmfaooooo

2025-02-23 05:18:19 UTC

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@nprofile…8x2j not a bad theory. it is upsetting & bleak but you’re probably right. sigh.

2025-02-23 05:02:30 UTC

chris hadnagy depos. fucking yikes.
bro managed racism, misogyny, sexual harassment, violent intimidation/threats, complaining about his wife, verbally abusing his son, & successfully blacklisting multiple women he didn’t like from cybersecurity talks, events, & well known podcasts. & he didn’t do this alone or unsupported.
many people complied with his wishes or looked the other way. jesus christ

2025-02-06 16:12:24 UTC

how to catch someone watching corny silly cheesy videos on your home network 🌽
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/113/957/819/844/225/491/original/636ce4d472f0ceec.mp4

2025-02-04 16:46:07 UTC

as always, tiktok commenters keeping their priorities straight
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2025-02-04 16:45:19 UTC

i will continue to post these videos without once mentioning SPAN
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2025-01-29 17:26:56 UTC

ok the responses to my previous post have surprised me in that they’ve reminded me that there are a bunch of good & kind people in the world who, as soon as they see someone say they got fired, will rally around. my stupid memeing ass doesn’t deserve you all 🥹❤️

2025-01-29 16:36:14 UTC

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don’t disappoint me like bluesky has been, mastodon
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2025-01-29 16:16:06 UTC

just got the call. fired. i was the space network DEI coordinator. my job was to Tx/Rx as many nonbinary packets as possible. enjoy your horrible starlink now

2025-01-28 01:05:51 UTC

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https://youtube.com/shorts/DE9vwfZqvWs?si=QQlC3dVNKcxQpAkE

2025-01-28 01:03:36 UTC

despite my best efforts it seems my emotional wellbeing is fully & completely tied to a single podcast

2025-01-25 18:36:55 UTC

right wing men celebrating the dismantling of DEI initiatives should really be the ones worried. they can’t use the “you’re just a diversity hire” excuse to make themselves feel better anymore. they can’t deny they’re competing with better people in earnest now. good luck to em they’re gonna need it

2025-01-24 22:13:08 UTC

people do not just make decisions about safety critical networks—and i can’t stress this enough—on a fucking whim

2025-01-24 19:49:54 UTC

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@nprofile…vmxk no nazi salutes from him yet so i am there

2025-01-24 19:48:27 UTC

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@nprofile…f96q good question, you’d have to get your hands on TTE compliant hardware first!

2025-01-24 19:39:29 UTC

i can do all things thru adderall & caffeine, which strengthen me

2025-01-22 01:32:39 UTC

“hey tracket can you come take a look at this weird thing in the lab real quick? i’m sure it’s not the network, but…”
*3 hours later*
it was the network

2025-01-21 20:02:50 UTC

old video but a fun protocol to look into + learn about
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/113/868/128/817/405/129/original/ca588a1d88c0334b.mp4

2025-01-21 17:15:18 UTC

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@nprofile…mash @nprofile…5dzf @nprofile…rhv7 i will start being better about posting :)

2025-01-21 16:55:23 UTC

after yesterday i just can’t continue to justify my existence on twitter anymore

2025-01-19 17:13:59 UTC

well everyone was so busy focusing on the fact tiktok was going to be banned no one really paid attention to the fact that EVERYTHING owned or operated by bytedance, directly or indirectly, is banned. i include myself here.
this fucks me over pretty hard because i was using capcut for all my video editing & i woke up today to find that it is also unavailable to me. i had tons of video drafts in there. this sucks

2025-01-19 17:02:59 UTC

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@nprofile…z6ka no my network is on new glenn

2025-01-17 16:45:29 UTC

every time a rocket blows up in the sky i have to remind folks that this is a normal thing that happens, they’re learning from the flight data, & spaceX engineers are not the same thing as elon musk.
there is only one aerospace company in the running that is currently funded entirely out of a single billionaire’s pocket & it is not spaceX.
criticism about things like environmental effects is completely valid. but at least get your facts right.

2025-01-16 16:01:02 UTC

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@nprofile…v2n4 bless u thank u 🙏🏼

2025-01-16 16:00:03 UTC

thank u so much for all the love & congrats, it means the world to me 🚀💙
im sure you’re all pretty used to me saying things like this by now but i cannot comment on the launch. instead i will just be yelling gradatim ferociter a lot & reposting things ✌🏼

2025-01-16 08:49:45 UTC

no words except: gradatim ferociter
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2025-01-15 15:38:07 UTC

well this has been fun but i actually was just trying to share something cool & technically interesting & of course it turned into this. the comments on this video i made about CAT 7 cables are overwhelmingly negative. it hasn’t gotten easier to be shit on over and over for literally just sharing things i think are cool
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2025-01-13 16:14:44 UTC

does anybody want to pay me money just to play around in my home lab every day & make silly little videos about it

2025-01-13 16:13:55 UTC

does anybody want to pay me money just to play around in my home lab every day day & make silly little videos about it

2025-01-10 00:25:25 UTC

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@nprofile…dlqj naw looks like it is smart enough to partition it if it senses… something? a loop? collisions??

2025-01-10 00:23:04 UTC

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@nprofile…mash i’ll double check!!

2025-01-10 00:22:34 UTC

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@nprofile…mmpy i found it odd too!!!

2025-01-09 23:51:39 UTC

TIL many hubs won’t actually let you create network loops & have logic that partitions the interfaces if they detect this
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2025-01-08 16:43:06 UTC

i’ve thought about how to say this perfectly for a long time but there is no perfect way. my network is finally, actually, truly, genuinely going to blast off in less than a week. let’s go Blue 🚀🪶💙
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2025-01-06 06:40:45 UTC

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@nprofile…fpxc absolutely

2025-01-06 06:40:07 UTC

it’s Depression O’Clock i need as many fiction podcast recommendations as possible (similar to The White Vault or The Magnus Archives) pls & thank u 🙏🏼

2024-12-30 01:13:44 UTC

lol
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2024-12-28 17:30:45 UTC

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@nprofile…ksf8 just as bad but maybe in a different way haha

2024-12-28 17:30:25 UTC

idk exactly what i’m allowed to say so i’ll just say god damn did everyone work so hard to make this hotfire happen. launch will be the same 🪶🚀
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2024-12-25 05:59:58 UTC

am once again reminded why i never comment or contribute in any networking subreddits lmao

2024-12-20 14:35:43 UTC

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“aww she’s so upset she’s so angry hehehehe” i will scoop out your eyeballs with my bare hands

2024-12-20 14:25:43 UTC

being a shorter than avg woman is fucking infuriating, both because being short in a world designed for people many inches taller than you is infuriating, but also so is the reaction of men when i need to be taken seriously & am instead laughed at because uwu so cute

2024-12-05 23:07:41 UTC

asking chatGPT about its own capabilities is chaotic af
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2024-12-04 19:44:22 UTC

im pregnant. it’s AI’s baby
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2024-12-03 16:34:02 UTC

in case u were wondering how desperate linkedin is for content contributors #topnetworkengineeringvoice
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2024-12-02 21:36:28 UTC

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@nprofile…0hga yay!! hi!