Snidely_Whiplash

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2026-09-03 16:57:32 UTC

Gab is crashing out.
Hard times for Nazis.

2026-08-24 01:40:05 UTC

Just found out the job I quit last year when the boss decided to make me the special bitch to take all of his abuse is now laying off the entire IT staff and outsourcing, probably to India.
I'm ahead of the curve.

2026-08-11 19:24:13 UTC

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Tortillas? Bootstrap those fucken beans, buttercup. If you can save 10 cents per meal, you can afford a house, probably before the heat death of the universe.

2026-08-07 19:43:57 UTC

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Speak a new world into being. If you deny reality hard enough, it will mold itself to your narrative.

2026-08-06 18:07:52 UTC

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I had some clown try to tell me that the Spokane county Courthouse could not have been built by White people in the 1890s because the stone was from Montana and there was no railroad there yet and they only had "sticks and horses."
I pointed him to the court records of the lawsuit that was tried over the project, including bills of materials, payrolls with the names of workmen, blueprints and inspection reports.
He retreated to "they faked all that so no one would know the aliens done it."

2026-07-24 23:36:37 UTC

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What is allowed is importing Jeets for every job in every company in every industry, regardless of law, or sense.
TATA is an Indian company.

2026-07-11 20:48:59 UTC

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The phrase "a jury of his peers" is from the Magna Carta, and was the elite class telling the king they will not consent to being judged by hoi polloi.

2026-06-27 16:33:15 UTC

@nprofile…6dlt
The tab menu has disappeared from duck duck go browser with the most recent update. I'm locked into NCD and can't get out.

2026-05-07 16:19:30 UTC

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This is what happens when you lie to people Jeff.
They stop trusting you.

2026-05-01 04:09:10 UTC

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We see that @nprofile…yghh is babbling again. Could somebody get him his meds before he attempts to destroy the Earth again?

2026-05-01 04:04:16 UTC

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The Caffeine Republic of the Coffee Nebula has not placed any calls, nor taken any, from @nprofile…hr6t . Negotiations have not occurred, nor any agreement reached.
We are unwavering in our adamant inststence that we wil not allow any ship entrance to or exit from the nebula until the UFP government removes all military assets from the Nebular region of the Delta Quadrant. While we are open and happy to trade with any honest trading partner, like our friends the Ferrengi, who always pay their bills on time, we will not be bullied into acquiescence by a frankly past-the-wall woman or a clearly senile doddering old fool.

2026-05-01 03:50:34 UTC

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Meanwhile, Janeway has no coffee, three shuttle craft are smoking hulks, the entire coffee supply for the galaxy has been disrupted, and two planets have gone up in flames of revolution.

2026-04-07 16:20:50 UTC

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Also, in general, Islam is Universalist. They teach that in the end, everybody goes to heaven, though of course sinners and unbelievers need to pay the price for their sins. Moslem hell is temporary.
They also hold that it is possible for a Christian or even a Jew to submit to God, to the limit of their understanding, even without the Shahada. That is the origin of the distinction of "the People Of The Book" within Islamic law.

2025-12-18 23:49:32 UTC

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2025-12-07 08:20:32 UTC

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I'm a sysadmin with 40 years in the Unix business. I run Windows 10.

2025-12-02 02:00:41 UTC

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"Cash For Clunkers"
The US government in 2010 purchased and crushed millions of used cars, in a bid to force people to purchase new cars, excuse me, I mean "avert climate change."

2025-11-05 18:33:47 UTC

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In your OWN FUCKING POST, you admit you don't know anything on the subject, then proceed to deliver your judgement on something you ADMITTEDLY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT.
Because you're a fucking moron.
You missed an excellent opportunity to shut your fucking cockholster and keep it shut.

2025-11-05 18:29:13 UTC

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That's because you're a moron.

2025-11-05 04:01:41 UTC

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Standard brass knuckles have two effects: they add weight to the punch
They protect the fingers.
The added weight can be accomplished by holding a roll of nickels in the fist. Same effect, much more impact when it hits.
Protecting the hand is important in enhanced strikes, because that roll of nickels can more easily break your fingers than crack a jaw.
Brass knuckles ALSO have a third effect, in that the metal strikes the skin of the target, allowing you to do even more, and more painful, though less consequential damage.
The third effect is relatively minor, though it is multiplied by punches that move along the skin.
So, no, not a reason not to jab. Knuckles are an impact weapon, not a slashing weapon

2025-06-10 15:49:06 UTC

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Deutsch ist gar leicht für Änglischsprechern lernen.

2025-05-31 00:24:40 UTC

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I have a complaint about the Nice Crew Patriot Liberty Republic Emergency Food Supply Testosterone Booster pills. I took them and now I have breasts. Who do I talk to about it?

2025-05-29 20:11:11 UTC

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Women often refuse to recognize their declining market value, and are bewildered when they can't land an alpha at 30. They will be surrounded by eligibke men they cannot see as elegible because they think they are still as attractive as they were 13 years ago.

2025-05-29 02:14:14 UTC

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"Balance the cost of the soul you lost with the dreams you lightly sold."

2025-05-29 01:51:17 UTC

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Why is Israel not allowing aid?
Simple enough, 100,000,000 Ukrainians were not enough to sate your blood lust. You want to starve more people to death.

2025-05-29 01:49:41 UTC

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Because you are, like all your God-damned tribe, a liar.
A true son of your father, the Adversary, the Father of Jews and of lies.
Lies are your brother, you sister, your mother, and the Rabbi that raped your virgin asshole when you were 9. You lie when you get up, and you lie when you lie down. You lie when you eat, when you drink, when you wash and when you pretend to pray.

2025-05-29 01:43:07 UTC

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Yeah, I didn't look at his name. Definite Jew.

2025-05-29 00:39:54 UTC

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The mental gymnastics required to not see when the Jews are shaking their collective dick in your face and shouting "I'M STEALING EVERYTHING AND KICKING YOU OUT OF YOUR OWN SOCIETY" must be exhausting.
It must be miserable to deliberately never see what is plainly visible, to have to concoct your own lies so you can dismiss anything not complementary to Jews out of hand so you do not ever ever ever have to think about it.
Mind-kill harder.
Everything's okay. Just ask your TV.

2025-05-28 21:04:17 UTC

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The septum piercing should have told you that without bothering to read.

2025-05-25 04:27:00 UTC

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"...and it's not her fault for making the wrong decision"
No. It exactly and precisely her own fault. Assigning blame to a man has never once in the history of the universe improved life for a woman, but learning how to pick a man does, every single fucking time.
Take some responsibility for once in your life.

2025-05-23 20:43:09 UTC

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"Proprietary licenses" are contracts which include a license grant. There is no distinction to be be made them and contracts.
US law holds that software modification for personal use is fair use and not restricted by copyright law.
Look up Galoob v Nintendo

2025-05-23 20:31:58 UTC

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I read and worked under the GPL before you learned to read.

2025-05-23 20:29:19 UTC

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The freedom to use and the freedom to change are inherent in copyright law. Copyright does not restrict either. Contract terms are used to restrict those rights, but the are pre-existent, and not affected by GPL.

2025-05-23 20:24:05 UTC

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The freedom to "share and change" is not a user freedom. It is a redistributor freedom, by definition. GPL has nothing whatever to say about use of code, only about distribution.

2025-05-23 20:21:48 UTC

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No user is given any freedoms by the GPL.
Redistributors are granted the freedom to use the code.
Even Stallman would tell you that.

2025-05-23 20:15:28 UTC

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Lying to yourself is still lying, and arguably worse than lying to others.

2025-05-23 20:14:42 UTC

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I am not saying they cannot add whatever they want to their code.
But you don't get to brag about your dedication to freedom while attempting to assert systemic control of the entire software stack.
You have no more respect for actual freedom than any other Communist.

2025-05-23 20:09:59 UTC

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You assert a distinction where no real distinction exists.

2025-05-23 20:09:08 UTC

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You have demonstrated your brain damage, repeatedly.
If someone chants the word "free", you shut off your brain and put on the Antifa armband.

2025-05-23 20:07:15 UTC

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Microsoft found Microsoft extensions to Java, C, Kerberos, and a thousand other standards to be excellent. So did developers, or they would not have used them. That's how embrace, extend, extinguish works.

2025-05-23 19:45:19 UTC

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GCC is the cheapest compiler in the world.
Gnu C extensions are LITERALLY "embrace, extend, extinguish."
Stop lying. Lying is bad for you.

2025-05-23 19:18:58 UTC

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Has Stallman learned to shower yet?

2025-05-23 19:15:07 UTC

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Hurd is shit. It was an attempt at dick-measuring by Stallman, and he failed. Linus just has a bigger dick.
So go, use your unusable, unstable and functionally useless kernel, and those of us that have made a career and built giant infrastructures out of Linux will ignore you, as you deserve.
You will be COMPLETELY FREE! to wallow in uselessnes and ideological purity.

2025-05-19 22:46:21 UTC

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If only Gaston had locked her up and mentally and emotionally abused her first, making her beg for her father's life, and credibly threatening to tear her limb from limb and devour her corpse, before announcing his desire.

2025-05-07 18:49:19 UTC

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Why do you think it's cute when the kids pour gasoline on the floor and set it on fire?
I'd be pretty annoyed myself.

2025-05-04 13:05:05 UTC

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Now: define rape.

2025-04-21 01:27:32 UTC

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Though they have similar mouths and chins, most of the similarity is pose and composition.

2025-04-13 17:07:56 UTC

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"Positive effects of emotional abuse on children"

2025-04-10 21:53:06 UTC

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The answer is "I charge $2 a mile plus expenses."

2025-03-21 19:05:08 UTC

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Nothing like looking at server hardware prices to make you rescale your ambition.
"We absolutely need to store this data for a full year."
"We talked to our storage vendors and that's going to cost you about $3 million."
"Maybe 30 days is enough..."

2025-03-18 05:03:17 UTC

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That's a great one.

2025-03-02 20:29:14 UTC

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THE WAR IS ALREADY LOST.
The only question is how many Ukrainians will die because pansies like you insist that it must continue until every Ukrainian is dead.
Trump is Democracy, they only bit of Democracy our masters have allowed in 40 years. Trump reflects what actual Americans think.
Americans don't want your war.
Americans are tired of paying to defend people who wont pick up a rifle.
Americans think you should work out your problems with your neighbors instead of poking the Bear until it turns on you and then screaming and trying to hide behind Uncle Sam.
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You should stop listening to your television and newspapers. Theya re lying to you about, well, everything, but especially about Russia and America.

2025-02-18 20:30:05 UTC

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Why aren't you working that dog out? Why do you stuff him with chocolate and french fries? How cruel can you be?

2025-01-27 16:32:42 UTC

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It runs on regular cpus, not video chips. Faster than American AI on nvidia gpus

2025-01-27 00:46:54 UTC

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The languages of the Finns, Lapps and Estonians bear no resemblance at all to Hebrew, modern or ancient.

2025-01-26 20:57:03 UTC

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Average size in Europe and America was never 4.8 inches.
Unless they were measuring exclusively Jewish men, they are just lying.

2025-01-21 07:17:33 UTC

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What's that feeling? Is it ... hope?

2025-01-21 01:11:06 UTC

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Gerald Ford did that 50 years ago.

2025-01-21 00:34:30 UTC

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You do not have employees whose greatest ambition is to get a government job.

2025-01-18 02:50:02 UTC

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He sucks dick.

2025-01-09 17:19:25 UTC

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I have never in my life walked in to an exam room with a doctor already in it. This is not a thing that is allowed to happen.

2024-12-30 17:59:05 UTC

@nprofile…nzsl hits one out of the park.
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2024-12-21 02:13:23 UTC

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2024-12-16 20:09:11 UTC

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You can't be in their group. You don't want to be excluded, do you?

2024-12-16 19:55:19 UTC

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Even if it is nothing at all?

2024-12-13 19:47:04 UTC

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1: hate your life
2: fuck this shit
3: i don't care any more
4: might as well drink this concoction, black as my future and bitter as my soul.
Drink it black, as a medicinal, until you train your body to anticipate the arrival of caffeine. Then go 2/3 black coffee 1/3 half and half.
No sugar.

2024-12-10 22:00:43 UTC

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The government is exempt from its own laws.
Laws are for you, not them.

2024-11-29 16:43:05 UTC

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I love him enough to stop him, and to pray over his corpse.

2024-11-26 05:52:25 UTC

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It is extremely common and completely normal to have a deficiency of some or another mineral, unless you are eating a truly natural diet. Sucrose, for instance will deplete potassium.
A mineral deficiency MAY be a larger signal, particularly of renal disease or liver function, but unless is persistent, it's not a big deal.

2024-11-26 05:36:45 UTC

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Mineral imbalance. Could be Calcium Sodium or Potassium. Try salt, just straight, a few crystals off your finger. If you can't taste it, buy a bag of chips or jerky. Drink a Body Armor, If that fixes it, it was a potassium shortage. More milk is rarely a bad idea.

2024-11-24 00:03:13 UTC

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2024-11-23 21:59:17 UTC

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Been browsing Gab again?

2024-11-18 19:57:43 UTC

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All spinster users are miserable gaslighting BPD hags.
All anime haters are pedophiles.
All women are abusive liars or narcissists in denial.
All women deserve to be savagely beaten.
There are no exceptions.
Thank you.

2024-11-17 18:03:49 UTC

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What gets me ks that they are describer as the "intellectual" Right.

2024-11-13 21:29:36 UTC

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UN ambassador is a sinecure. It's where you send someone you have to give a job to, but you want to make extremely sure they will have no impact. Think John Bolton and Susan Rice.

2024-11-13 20:06:00 UTC

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Burke family is hugely powerful old money in Seattle.

2024-11-13 03:00:25 UTC

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If you have to put horseradish on it to cover up the taste enough to choke it down, it's not good.

2024-11-13 00:36:37 UTC

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Who the hell would pin spinster.xyz? My balls shrivel at the thought.

2024-11-12 18:32:20 UTC

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The Fediverse is unhinged. They are the funniest people online (excluding Mastodon which is the exact opposite). I just wish they wouldn't say the g-word so much.

2024-11-07 01:54:11 UTC

@npub1vst…aefa
Dis you?
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2024-11-06 23:41:19 UTC

What's sad is they will refuse to learn from this experience. Rather than realizing they were lied to about what a Trump presidency would mean, in 6 months they will have completely forgotten they ever believed this nonsense.

2024-09-08 18:29:49 UTC

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We are more concerned with our grandchildren than ourselves, you slimy jew faggot.

2024-09-06 00:47:19 UTC

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All coins are traceable.
That's how coins even work

2024-09-04 20:16:58 UTC

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If a manager at Intel hires a White man, they have to go before the board of directors to explain why.

2024-09-03 21:40:52 UTC

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Because they can't get record contracts. They are neither Black nor Lesbian, no talent agent or record producer is interested.

2024-08-26 20:08:22 UTC

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Loyalty is a good character trait, but Vox doesn't understand you needn't be loyal to grifters and conmen, like Torba, Cernovitch, Milo, Posobiec, etc.

2024-08-25 18:03:10 UTC

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Folgers is better coffee. Also, it won't make you gay.

2024-08-20 03:10:49 UTC

@Matty's getting some help from the government.
@npub13v6…hy07
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2024-08-16 15:58:50 UTC

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It is quite possible for a man to be a Christian and lament that Christianity is not better for his people. They are not incompatible thoughts.

2024-08-16 02:25:16 UTC

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"You never talk to me"
"You never respond appropriately when I talk to you. I don't need the drama."

2024-08-16 02:23:23 UTC

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Monkeypox sounds racist.
We should call it niggerfaggot pox instead.

2024-08-12 14:54:20 UTC

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Sorry, but that's bullshit.

2024-07-31 17:02:58 UTC

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You say "disproportionate cathartic violence" like it's a bad thing.

2024-07-22 21:04:49 UTC

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Slap some solar panels on that thing and call it green
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2024-07-22 17:26:57 UTC

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Poutine means "taking a dump in a fry basket" in Canadian French

2024-07-21 17:00:02 UTC

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Kamala can be made to decide whatever they want her to decide. It's not like she's a strong person with a solid core.

2024-07-21 07:34:23 UTC

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It's a joke. Southwest actually runs on Windows 3.1.
Like, for real.

2024-07-18 19:04:43 UTC

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No he won't. That's a mask. The reptilian underneath might look different.

2024-07-13 06:59:44 UTC

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Or forgets he's running.

2024-07-07 18:13:18 UTC

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Start with suspecting anyone who makes a living by catering to you as a commentator, pundit or entertainer.
The overwhelming odds are that they are a paid gatekeeper.

2024-07-01 19:40:26 UTC

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"Watch yourself. I'm not sorry and I'll fucking do it again."