guychatting
Guy Chatting

And we're back.
Q: Do you think there will ever be a black Spock? {thoughtful pencil on chin}
A: They had one on Voyager.
Q: One what? {severe indignation; audience gasps}
A: Vulcan
Q: Typical. {standing ovation}
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2026-10-27 03:04:56 UTC

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Q: What was it like working with Spock?
A: He was great to work with.
Q: {mhmm, nodding, mhmm}
A: A pleasure to work with. A real class act.
Q: To play a character with no emotion, that must be really easy. Have you seen Harry Potter 2?
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2026-10-27 03:00:14 UTC

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Have you heard about this? Dollar General is being sued by the FTC and 20 states for deceptive pricing.
{audience boos}
They were charging more than a dollar.
{audience dies of uproarious laughter}

2026-10-27 02:59:50 UTC

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Have you heard about this? Dollar General is being sued by the FTC and 20 states for deceptive pricing.
{audience boos}
They were charging more than a dollar.
{audience dies of uproarious laughter}

2026-10-27 02:56:46 UTC

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But first, a word from our sponsor: Pizza Rolls.
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2026-10-27 02:52:19 UTC

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I've said it before and I'll say it again: no one is better at hockey than Jews.

2026-10-27 02:48:45 UTC

It's Late-ish Night Nostr with your host @nprofile…0yev , the only talk show with a TAM of 1000 DAU! {masculine saxophone}
Tonight's guests: a gif of that guy from Star Trek who just died; and the Supa Hot Fire Reaction gif from 2011.
Musical guest: The Theme to Rainbow Road in Mario Kart
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2026-10-27 02:34:06 UTC

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There will one day be an NBA-style draft for Ultimate Frisbee, and your skills will be worth north of $50M/yr. Drop out of school and devote yourself to Ultimate Frisbee full time.
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2026-10-26 21:26:13 UTC

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Tag Team back again check it top
Wreck it - let's begin
Party people let me hear some noise
DC's in the house jump jump and rejoice
There's a party over here
a party over there
Wave your hands in the air
Shake the deriere
These three words mean you're gettin' busy
Whoomp there it is
whoomp there it is

2026-10-26 18:09:43 UTC

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In witchcraft, I think this is a threat.

2026-10-26 14:47:52 UTC

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💀

2026-10-26 14:47:18 UTC

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😂😂😂

2026-10-26 04:14:57 UTC

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fa ra ra ra ra
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2026-10-26 03:58:05 UTC

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😂 Too real.
It's like the biological need to scold vs. the biological need to be a coward: both inside one human being, spinning her around like two opposing magnets inside a box, running in circles, doing nothing, but loudlly doing nothing.

2026-10-26 03:24:36 UTC

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Starlink is always batting its eyelashes at me... I'm just waiting for what feels like a good deal.

2026-10-26 03:18:13 UTC

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Did you see this in the news? A shirtless pilot flew a MiniMax ultralight kit plane without a pilot's license.
{crowd boos}
Are you booing the shirtlessness or the lack of a pilot's license?
{booing intensifies}

2026-10-26 03:08:41 UTC

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@nprofile…0yev : So, how did you become a bitcoiner?
gif of braveheart: Is there a bathroom here? I didn't see one in the back.
@nprofile…0yev : No. No there isn't.
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2026-10-26 02:58:02 UTC

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Audience: {boos}
@nprofile…0yev : What about you sir? {crowdwork intensifies}
Audience Member 1: It is the main form of sustenance for me and my family.
@nprofile…0yev : Me as well.
{massive applause}

2026-10-26 02:53:30 UTC

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But first a word from our sponsor: Grocery Carts.
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2026-10-26 02:31:46 UTC

It's Late-ish Night Nostr with @nprofile…0yev , the only talk show to take place inside a single Nostr post. { aggressive smooth jazz saxophone }
Tonight we will be interviewing: various gifs of Braveheart.
Musical Guest: your mom humming along to I Hope You Dance as she chops onions and quietly cries.
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2026-10-26 02:17:13 UTC

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Wallpaper, in my mind, has been "back" since around 2008/9 GFC era. But *especially* after seeing the horrid state of decor during COVID-era zoom calls, bare walls for bare NPC's— after that, I feel physically ill when I see a bare white wall. Go to the thrift store, buy a painting of a flower, and nail it to the wall you cretins!

2026-10-26 00:32:56 UTC

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EULA
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2026-10-25 20:46:06 UTC

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💀

2026-10-25 20:39:40 UTC

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It's like playoff baseball tix kind of money, no?

2026-10-25 04:27:13 UTC

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And now a word from our sponsor: Pizza Rolls. (brand unclear)
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2026-10-25 04:24:11 UTC

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And we're back!
Did you see this headline? "Fire Destroys Hitler's Former Eagle Nest Retreat in Bavaria"
Don't confuse that with his *current* Eagle Nest retreat {uncomfortable laughter}
The story went on to say that "it had been used as a restaurant since 1952."
Sorry, I know this isn't the place, but I just can't stay silent in the face of such continued, unbridled, and blatant anti-semitism. I don't care who this offends, I'm just going to come out and say it:
Every year, since 1952, my family and I have been served sub-par spätzel, and the Wagner has been played at an intolerably low volume.
{standing ovation}

2026-10-25 04:07:43 UTC

Welcome Late-ish Night Nostr with @nprofile…0yev . The only talk show that takes place inside a single post. Tonight, I will be interviewing special guest @nprofile…0yev , so stick around.
Musical guest: this gif of Charo on The Love Boat.
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2026-10-25 03:07:00 UTC

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2026-10-25 02:40:37 UTC

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solid

2026-10-25 02:01:11 UTC

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2026-10-25 01:52:55 UTC

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💯

2026-10-24 17:15:38 UTC

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😂😂

2026-10-24 17:10:15 UTC

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2026-10-24 16:56:06 UTC

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2026-10-24 13:56:57 UTC

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I've never been, but I want to make a pilgrimage one day.
What does it feel like, for you, to be there?

2026-10-23 14:06:07 UTC

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All 10 of us agree with you.

2026-10-22 03:08:14 UTC

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😂😂😂😂😂

2026-10-22 03:07:39 UTC

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Donuts are measured in dozens for a reason.

2026-10-21 22:14:38 UTC

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base 12 is superior

2026-10-21 13:47:31 UTC

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2026-10-21 13:18:56 UTC

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Before this day, no one had ever blasted another man. Now it's been done. Blasting is real. There is no going back.

2026-10-21 13:02:50 UTC

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Imagine SG-1, but the S stands for Satan.

2026-10-21 12:54:27 UTC

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2026-10-21 06:18:05 UTC

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😂

2026-10-21 04:50:05 UTC

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Damn

2026-10-21 03:06:12 UTC

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2026-10-20 03:46:41 UTC

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So, what's in the news? There has been rioting in Paris. {applause} Please don't applaud that. {boos} Please don't boo either.

2026-10-20 03:44:02 UTC

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And now a word from our sponsors.
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2026-10-20 03:42:09 UTC

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So, they tell me you're a real practical joker on the set. What's that like? {thoughtful nodding}

2026-10-20 03:38:41 UTC

Hi and welcome to my talk show Late-ish Night Nostr with @nprofile…0yev . Tonight's special guest: whoever happens to comment on this post. We have a great show, so stick around.
Watch this gif commercial for pizza rolls, and we'll be right back.
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2026-10-20 03:30:35 UTC

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2026-10-20 03:23:21 UTC

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2026-10-20 03:17:56 UTC

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2026-10-20 03:12:46 UTC

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I am humbly asking New Balance to do the right thing, for the sake of our country. Also New Kids on the Block, New Coke, and Twilight: New Moon— we know what you're doing and it's disgraceful.

2026-10-20 03:08:09 UTC

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😂😂

2026-10-20 03:07:08 UTC

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2026-10-20 01:53:55 UTC

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9116

2026-10-19 22:42:45 UTC

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Just hear me out: Vietnam War... Part 2! Who says no?
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2026-10-19 15:25:12 UTC

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A+

2026-10-19 15:16:17 UTC

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A direct quote from this 1999 O'Reilly classic.
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2026-10-19 15:10:19 UTC

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The counter-revolution can color-revolution too.

2026-10-19 15:05:52 UTC

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With all due respect...

2026-10-19 03:03:49 UTC

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'Zounds!

2026-10-19 03:01:43 UTC

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I've done a lot of distros over the years, never did Mint.
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2026-10-19 02:52:00 UTC

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We've been waiting for you.
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2026-10-18 18:04:35 UTC

Hello to the last people on Earth who don't fully consent to the panopticon.

2026-10-17 01:00:22 UTC

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humanity might be a typo

2026-10-16 20:24:54 UTC

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Basically unusable if you want to do anything that involves the goverrnment or a major corporation or serious money or serious bureaucracy of any kind.
I think we just have to admit defeat in those areas, although it breaks my heart to say it. I think the best we can do now is to build the sovereign stack apart from "their stuff", and hope that "their stuff" becomes so onerous that it becomes effectively unusable for even normies. At that point, the 2nd internet (our internet) becomes the de facto internet.

2026-10-14 19:55:15 UTC

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Yeah, why go all the way to Bali, when I'll do this in my shed with a hot glue gun for 20 bucks, no questions asked.

2026-10-14 09:55:07 UTC

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2026-10-14 09:25:33 UTC

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😂😂😂
I *love* "ICE stealing people's jobs" 😂. Like, prior to ICE, there were these factories (imagining smokestacks) full of blue collar left-wing vigilante deportation experts that made $30/hr deporting illegal immigrants. 40 hrs a week, just chuckin' illegals into the conveyor belt on the assembly line. Then fucking ICE comes along, the bastards, and steals all our good, Made-In-America deporting jobs. Deporting was a great industry, before we outsourced it to the Chinese. You used to be able to raise a family of four, just by working at the ole Deportin' Mill.

2026-10-13 22:53:58 UTC

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😂😂

2026-10-12 17:58:53 UTC

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I'm complaing to the chess HR department.

2026-10-12 16:31:53 UTC

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2026-10-12 16:27:17 UTC

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I'm with you. In the kingdom of the nerds, I look at those who are drawn to do work on robotics the same way I look at athletes who are drawn to shotput: so, why are you choosing this, again? Golf too interesting, too many trees? Basketball too cool for you, having friends not your thing?

2026-10-12 04:42:17 UTC

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2026-10-12 04:21:11 UTC

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2026-10-11 20:44:07 UTC

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Bulls might be fun this year.

2026-10-11 20:42:45 UTC

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2026-10-10 22:31:01 UTC

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Incredible work!
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2026-10-10 22:28:30 UTC

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What do you think happens with education?

2026-10-10 21:37:35 UTC

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This was an incredible ordeal you went through. So glad you're on the other side of this.
Yeah, Kazakhstan is now on my hard-no list. Grateful that I am too lazy to do the exotic travelling that I dream would be cool.

2026-10-10 06:48:43 UTC

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So only one to two more years without chairs...

2026-10-10 04:45:14 UTC

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You're finally out of Kazakhstan?!
Thank God, man!! I thought you'd never escape that demon hospital.

2026-10-10 01:23:33 UTC

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Loved this guy

2026-10-10 01:19:55 UTC

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This saga has been brutal!

2026-10-07 02:28:29 UTC

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There must be some Sisyphean hell full of quicksand and bootstraps, far as the eye can see, and the damned with eternal, fingerless hands.

2026-10-07 02:25:02 UTC

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😂😂😂

2026-10-06 16:46:25 UTC

The Jerky Boys killed the telephone call.
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2026-10-06 09:34:08 UTC

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Ableton is a cursed product, imho.
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2026-10-06 09:30:22 UTC

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Hang in there, my guy.

2026-10-04 14:58:34 UTC

gm nostr
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2026-10-03 22:43:50 UTC

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Awesome

2026-10-03 09:02:10 UTC

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2026-10-03 08:53:02 UTC

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