Stone Cold Steve Autism

I’m a real mag chicknet

🔗 bridged from Steve@nicecrew.digital (fediverse)

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Last Notes

2026-10-28 00:13:14 UTC

Gay Albion!
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2026-10-27 19:06:05 UTC

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2026-10-27 16:33:09 UTC

it smells like a giant fish in here
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2026-10-26 19:39:08 UTC

Conic books sound like fun superhero stories, but they’re really about geometry

2026-10-26 18:19:21 UTC

Be in the business of is-ness.

2026-10-24 21:00:54 UTC

I am assembling a list of plausible pub names. Some are real and some are made up.
Well, ultimately, they’re all made up, aren’t they?
Steal it. Or add to it in the comments!
Wit’s End
The Druid
God Willing
Bridge over the troll
The Broken Arms
Knucklebones
Hag’s Pot
Hog Wallers
The Dove
The Bunch of Grapes
Kingshead (charges for drinks in predecimal currency)
The Piper - live music
The Shambles
Hand & Flowers
Ye Olde Fighting Cocks
Tarts & Mead
Hooden Horse
Coronation Cider House
The Hatchet has axe throwing and a boxing ring
The Brass Dragon
De Hens - a gnome pub

2026-10-20 19:20:26 UTC

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2026-10-20 15:06:17 UTC

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2026-10-20 04:14:38 UTC

That ghost is just a kid in a sheet

2026-10-20 04:14:19 UTC

A baby girl is called a chicklet

2026-10-20 03:59:46 UTC

Women want men who can keep them grounded, but when you actually try to tell them they’re grounded they don’t believe you and go out clubbing anyway

2026-10-19 16:53:08 UTC

https://youtu.be/mk1-gV0WYbc

2026-10-18 19:43:52 UTC

The most American thing that has ever happened in the history of America in America Americanly.
https://youtu.be/M4pErX-HPyM

2026-10-18 19:24:43 UTC

Shes probaly not going to sleep with you for it, whatever it is

2026-10-18 18:58:07 UTC

Barcade
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2026-10-18 11:47:46 UTC

You ain’t gonna get it, cuz I got it

2026-10-14 18:33:31 UTC

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It’s not a hand job. It’s an “old fashioned”

2026-10-14 18:24:14 UTC

Brb giving myself a HELL YEAH

2026-10-13 15:07:23 UTC

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2026-10-07 17:09:26 UTC

Taking a break from my mental health to spend more time on social media

2026-10-05 06:41:12 UTC

Playing a double entendre totally straight before an audience of mixed innocents and perverts is one of the most satisfying games I ever get to play.

2026-10-05 06:20:03 UTC

I can't see
nor ever truly know
what you see
when you look at me
but I pray to God
what you see in me
is a thing
I can be.

2026-10-05 05:06:51 UTC

Possibly the greatest hat in rock and roll
https://youtu.be/vazADLsUSiQ

2026-10-04 15:10:33 UTC

Totally legally changing my name
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2026-10-04 12:27:04 UTC

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2026-10-04 01:42:58 UTC

What’s all this about a journey of self discovery
Bitch, you’re literally *right there*

2026-10-04 01:24:16 UTC

>5’11”
>$99k salary
>vice president of something
SO CLOSE

2026-10-04 01:16:52 UTC

https://youtu.be/E9cgg1FCo0E

2026-10-03 06:57:56 UTC

True justice would be to put all eight of them into a giant burlap sack and throw it off a tall building. Ménage a splat.

2026-10-03 06:57:09 UTC

Just looking at the Cornell 7 story. As horrible as it is that a woman may or may not be retroactively assassinating the character of seven men she invited to run train on her… they did it

2026-10-03 06:32:16 UTC

Shouldness is a mind virus.
Be an Is person. Isness > Shouldness.

2026-10-02 05:45:33 UTC

“Hey beautiful, did it hurt?”
“Did what hurt?”
>cold cocks her

2026-10-02 01:39:22 UTC

Help me decide lads
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2026-10-01 18:59:22 UTC

These special marketing promotions are getting weirder and weirder
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2026-10-01 12:50:53 UTC

The economy is so bad, I have to ride my own mustache

2026-09-30 17:07:11 UTC

Telegram spam slam
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