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not a punk
inescapably chic
unabashedly posh
Schrödinger's bourgeois
professional trend forecaster
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recursive thinker
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location: Berlin

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2026-10-28 23:08:42 UTC

i'm getting deeper into my llm usability experiments and now have a project where on a schedule fable spawns several sub-agents each morning to hunt for cheap used designer furniture which fits my taste according to the documentation i built up for it this is so stupid but it is succeeding quite well and saving me time but also feels like shooting a little bird with a cannon

2026-10-23 20:24:17 UTC

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i want to try it....only ever had huel in eUROPE

2026-10-23 08:38:59 UTC

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2026-10-23 02:07:03 UTC

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also more and more i think the only way to do this is to join them and start a literal startup like a company, there needs to be strong leadership, move fast and break things to a certain extent, no wishy washy oh god i literally hate myself so mhch i'm going to read the Karp book now

2026-10-23 02:04:30 UTC

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we need the strong counter ideology and i think one way to do this is *insert cancellable opinion here*

2026-10-23 02:00:46 UTC

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lol this exact thing was my mission last year until i became an adult and gt jaded and the stupid llms killed everything that could have been good

2026-10-20 06:08:10 UTC

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omg congrats!

2026-10-14 00:07:24 UTC

recent awful text messages
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2026-10-13 05:21:46 UTC

I love the song…it is timeless…heard it with my first flame in Dunedin in 2012, took it to Sri Lanka and Asia in 2013, moved to Berlin and had had some crazy party’s, read almost 1000 books with it, sitting now in the middle of the Caribbean and still enjoying this bitter sweet sound
https://youtu.be/pDZzkDY1Ygc

2026-10-09 13:19:36 UTC

Grimes is back or something or other

2026-09-30 12:45:09 UTC

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also i would have to become a nun instead i suppose

2026-09-30 12:44:24 UTC

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it was a joke ofc

2026-09-30 12:21:22 UTC

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i think technology is over. they finally did it. i don't want anything to do with any of this anymore i am going to become a priest

2026-09-30 06:39:43 UTC

my opinions on llms are migrating again

2026-09-30 06:38:41 UTC

why are the French so into pocket-sized books but nobody else really is?

2026-09-22 06:42:52 UTC

i am struggling to write tests at work at the moment (boring) and it's so interesting how using an LLM has actually made it more difficult for me and made it take longer because code review is simply a way more depressing task and i have to really scrutinise because the LLM has still made many mistakes. Hmm

2026-09-16 09:52:04 UTC

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but like r u using js to change it cause it takes a sec to load in each time LMAO

2026-09-16 09:51:42 UTC

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it's still changed for me now

2026-09-15 23:58:51 UTC

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what

2026-09-14 20:37:17 UTC

subcultural gym

2026-09-12 20:33:37 UTC

polaroids....
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2026-09-10 13:13:44 UTC

i am such a dumbass

2026-09-08 16:43:00 UTC

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u can add me plz

2026-09-07 22:55:52 UTC

i think i am learning i am actually a very conservative person at heart

2026-09-02 11:34:52 UTC

tempted to join the chinese fediverse again

2026-08-28 18:32:54 UTC

can fedi rate my feeld profile

2026-08-19 19:02:44 UTC

it was a very posh window

2026-08-19 17:51:27 UTC

is all work meaningless or what

2026-08-11 16:22:08 UTC

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why this colour

2026-08-07 18:20:18 UTC

oh my god i'm a man right now this is crazy

2026-08-05 15:43:36 UTC

DOWNLOADING...NEW IDEOLOGY...

2026-08-04 20:44:10 UTC

(video essay on private life)

2026-08-01 22:09:53 UTC

so punks is punk dead?

2026-07-31 13:20:34 UTC

i would like to know how people are living these metropolitan lifestyles.

2026-07-18 18:33:23 UTC

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what did u think of the new album?

2026-07-06 13:27:14 UTC

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why am i a bed also isn’t this slop

2026-06-29 18:02:20 UTC

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i wonder if there is a single person who is addicted to posting pixelfed stories...Daily Addicted Users as a measure of success

2026-06-29 17:56:24 UTC

why is there no mastodon stories???

2026-06-27 21:55:13 UTC

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2026-06-27 20:19:51 UTC

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i think it's relatively easy to pirate but also like, how do u not have a minecraft account
also makes servers a bit annoying to manage if theyre in offline mode

2026-06-27 17:33:27 UTC

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i‘m kind of feeling 1.7 lately idk why

2026-06-27 08:17:13 UTC

does any1 wanna play mindcraft can we have an AUTOZONE mining server (not the crypto kind)

2026-06-18 22:04:33 UTC

can the admins deactivate my account plz the posting disease is severely relapsing i need a break

2026-06-17 09:06:28 UTC

dad rent is currently still at like 400 euros a month f.m.l.

2026-06-16 22:11:18 UTC

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i was literally just about to post this before falling asleep like my mouse was on the post button as i saw the notification pop up

2026-06-16 20:55:03 UTC

adding "not a punk" 2 my bio

2026-06-13 15:31:17 UTC

need clear and happy post-post-lit happy book recommendations i'm tired of post-lit shit can that stop being written

2026-06-07 12:41:40 UTC

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i mean basically all of these make sense in their case, phone number to limit accounts/spam...and the other two are for e2ee/e2ee ux, it's more difficult to do key management and verification when you don't have a 'main' device, and forward secrecy means that when you join a group you don't have the keys for the previous messages, it also means they don't need to store all the chat histories on their servers, it is designed to be quite ephemeral on their side, message q's not archives

2026-06-07 12:34:05 UTC

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like the only real issue is the centralisation/reliance on aws

2026-06-07 12:33:36 UTC

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how come? isn't it kinda the only thing that is currently okay?

2026-06-07 12:28:10 UTC

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i feel like there is always potential in the group chat network, the meta in london was whatsapp queer group chats and i feel the meta here is probably signal...thus far i have gotten a couple gems...my favorite is probably one which fluctuates between academics sending multi-paragraph long debate-texts and somebody sending a braindead tic tac toe.....it's like ok

2026-06-07 09:59:01 UTC

need to jack further in2 the signal group chat universe

2026-06-05 23:23:28 UTC

should i start a start-up or what like

2026-05-27 13:45:29 UTC

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.......

2026-05-27 10:19:10 UTC

everybody here has nothing headphones now fuck u carl pei.....stop selling SWAG
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2026-05-18 20:22:31 UTC

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my original post was about periods '.' but i didn't clarify because i thought it was funny both ways

2026-05-18 18:28:48 UTC

four periods is the correct number of periods....

2026-05-18 14:29:11 UTC

so much of consulting is just the suit

2026-05-17 09:37:44 UTC

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no.

2026-05-17 07:00:43 UTC

one of the best blessings this year was new Jill Scott album i’m just sayin’.,

2026-05-05 19:45:17 UTC

so apparently there was a new video or whatever and i literally just don't care about any of it all

2026-05-04 20:10:58 UTC

bashion and bechnology

2026-05-04 20:10:31 UTC

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woah be careful....need to combine gender and technology now.....then u can make it political

2026-05-04 20:08:31 UTC

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see now we're getting somewhere, this could maybe work as a viral fediverse post

2026-05-04 20:01:57 UTC

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i rly want 2 buy this

2026-05-04 20:00:40 UTC

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freelabubuextremist.com

2026-05-04 19:32:19 UTC

okay like what if i actually appreciated Labubus on an artistic level

2026-05-03 04:44:41 UTC

grapefruit juice

2026-04-29 08:05:52 UTC

office with only one bathroom (marked for men)

2026-04-26 08:50:27 UTC

earth-shattering event occurring tomorrow......

2026-04-25 18:31:45 UTC

i wish i had a better mirror and lighting situation because then i would post ootds

2026-04-25 12:51:16 UTC

considering identifying as non-binary (considering identifying as subcultural)

2026-04-25 10:29:30 UTC

real startup people......

2026-04-22 21:32:05 UTC

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is taler actually being used 4 real money now

2026-04-22 21:31:35 UTC

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i need real engagement.......must become fedi microcelevrity.....again......

2026-04-22 21:28:09 UTC

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how do i get followers do i have 2 buy them

2026-04-22 21:11:08 UTC

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this post literally had an in for the people on the fediverse (computer people, about computers) and it still flopped....

2026-04-20 21:14:44 UTC

there is something about people who own imacs, something about owning an imac implies a very unbothered yet busy lifestyle, you do not care about if your computer is the most powerful it can be, if your display is perfect, just that the colour is cute and it works, you take it as a given you will have to buy a whole new computer in 5 to 10 years anyway, you do not have the time to think about that right now, you need a computer to match the living room,

2026-04-17 15:09:40 UTC

obsessed with navigation via paper note

2026-04-15 18:36:49 UTC

b.t.w. all my posts are written by Mooch Intelligence

2026-04-15 16:05:35 UTC

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it just triggers me especially when people are obviously spending money on designer brands that are very nothing every time i see an Essentials/Burberry/whatever hoodie i suffer a little inside

2026-04-15 16:03:43 UTC

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also too boring.....

2026-04-15 15:41:45 UTC

so much money spent on shit clothes

2026-04-12 08:43:15 UTC

today i woke up and realised. i really hate AI. we have to do something about AI guys. so i asked AI: what do we do about AI? and AI said: maybe u should stop thinking about me so much bro ur kinda obsessed. so i went and fried an egg...but all i could think about was what AI said....i am obsessed. i am enamoured. AI-- A, I, eh, i am in love with you, AI! i had to confess my feelings,

2026-04-11 20:45:30 UTC

please send me #cool #people #2 #follow this explore page is looking like the default facebook algorithm...m.....?.

2026-04-11 20:40:37 UTC

i think it's just that the idea of posting a "post"; is so embarassing to me, i can't do it.,,, .

2026-04-11 16:14:56 UTC

hello! i am so happy to finally join mastodon.social! #newhere #follow4follow :)