Dude just walked into our local corner shop, bought fifteen lemons and three packets of cigarettes, said "actually give me six more lemons I LOVE LEMOOOOOOONS" and then sprinted out of the door with lemons crammed in every single pocket.
So anyway. How are you all.
Jonty Wareing
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