The Needling on Nostr: “If she wants to continue being the Starbucks mascot in the Volunteer State, ...
“If she wants to continue being the Starbucks mascot in the Volunteer State, she’s gonna have to volunteer showing her seajunk to someone who can confirm if and where she has a mochacloaca.”
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