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Eariler today in the bathroom of The Beast's castle.
This kid and his Dad were in the two available stalls.
I was waiting my turn.
The Dad came out and started washing.
The kid crawled under the stall and started using the same toilet his Dad was using.
The Dad, becoming aware of this, went and knocked on the door.
> Buddy, you cant do that. The other door is still locked.
>……
>Dude, you've gotta unlock the door so other people can use it.
>…………
Grumbling, the Dad crawls under the stall (quite a sight to behold. (You ever seen a grown man try to crawl under a one-foot gap (it's not graceful))).
Anyway, he gets back there and unlocks it and I move in and start making my #DidneyWorl brownies.
At this point I glance next to me and notice that the kid is in the stall next to me and has completely removed all of his clothes.
I know this because they are on the ground around the toilet. I can see his bare feet dangling from the seat.
He calls his Dad over and informs him that hes done.
>Dude. Why did you take off all your– ugh.
>"it's easier this way"
>proceeds to get dressed and be on their way.
Sometimes kids are their own adventure you never wanted to have. :itoilet.001:
#DidneyWorl
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2024-12-19 21:31:54 UTCEvent JSON
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