An 87-year-old man was visiting his doctor for his yearly check-up.
“So Mr Johnson, how are you doing?” the doctor enquired.
“Doctor, I’ve never felt better,” Mr. Johnson responded. “I’ve even married my 20-year-old girlfriend recently, and she’s now pregnant with my child. So, how about that then?”
The doctor considered this momentarily, and then said, “Let me tell you a story, Mr. Johnson.
A friend of mine was an avid hunter.
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