"I tried kombucha," you answer. "First I thought it was bad, then OK, then no."
"Been done," says Trendz. "What else?"
"I went to the library and a coffee shop in my PJs. That's weird."
"Not even. Have you seen GenZ? No, it's something else."
"The hashtags are no help," sighs Joan.
As you brainstorm, the cafe fills up. You bump the music up.
"Maybe it's something someone's saying about you," suggests Trendz. "Got any drama?"
"Not that I know of."
"But if you did, who would it be with?"