"I need the Wifi password," you tell the hot barista. "And the aux."
Your music flows from the cafe speakers. Heads bob. The sorority girls start texting.
A person who is clearly the hot friend enters and greets the hot barista. "Nice tunes," they note before turning to you.
"Viral virgin?" they ask. You nod. They take a selfie with you.
The barista excuses himself as people stream into the cafe.
"I'm Trendz. I can help you navigate this. Tell me everything you did differently this week."
Michele Feltman Strider
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