Our rescue dog likes to play catch, but sometimes he withholds the toy because he also likes keep away. Typical stuff
When he withholds the toy, I have started to enjoy making silly idle threats like “bring me the toy or I will turn you into a pair of slippers” (he’s very soft to pet)
This morning I was feeling medieval and said “bring the toy or I will end your blood line”
Then I realized that since the shelter neutered him, we kinda already ended his blood line
😄😢
David Chartier
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2025-04-08 16:15:24 UTC
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