We spent an incalculable amount of money on the Very Large Supercollider, tunneled under Geneva (and Paris, Stuttgart et.al. ; like it says, VERY large). Quarks remained obstinately unsplit. It required deep introspection about spin-symmetry, a masterpiece of lateral thinking, and the construction of the Annular Angular Femtomanipulator (immediately dubbed by the press the Very Small Screwdriver) to finally unscrew the Quarks.
#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot
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