Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the groin?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy thinking, I have come up with an answer.
Getting kicked in the groin is more painful than having a baby. Here is the reason for my thinking:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the groin."
I rest my case.
Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap.
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