Alice McFlurry :bc: on Nostr: Hello! It's 2026. Don’t make splitting a check your server's problem. Pay with one ...
Hello!
It's 2026. Don’t make splitting a check your server's problem. Pay with one card and figure it out on your own time, you little brats.
Signed,
Someone who has never worked in the service industry who still thinks you're being annoying.
Published at
2026-06-13 23:45:03 UTCEvent JSON
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