Many interactions on mastodon are like:
Me: Wow, my microwaved popcorn was too hot and I burnt my tongue!
Responder A: You could maybe put the popcorn inside a bucket made of ice to quickly cool it.
Me: I don't want to do that and I also don't have any buckets made of ice.
Responder B: A bucket of ice can be made by putting water between an inner form and an outer form and freezing it.
Me: Ok, but I don't want to do that and it would also take many hours to freeze the water. I am eating popcorn right now.
Responder C: Liquid nitrogen will freeze water in as little as a few seconds and can be purchased at many welding-gas suppliers
Emily Velasco
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2026-10-23 17:11:10 UTC
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