I should move to a small red state where, merely by voting, I can turn it purple.
"Howdy, stranger! What can I do for you?"
(I must turn on my folksy charm now.) "How many people do you think live in this here state, friend?"
"I figure there are 9 of us."
"Terrific! I'll get 10% penetration right away!"
"Hey! We don't talk like that around these parts! You can just turn right around and take your filthy mind with you!"
I could be an immediate celebrity!
Please vote, so I don't have to move.
#vote #election #midterms
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