The Algorithm has to be fed multiple times a day.
The Algorithm works best if you do things at the right time of the day.
The Algorithm hides things without your knowledge just to mess with you.
The Algorithm freaks out about certain things you say. No one knows why.
The Algorithm shows your stuff to strangers you never wanted to connect with.
Managing the Algorithm gets easier if you pay extra money.
...
I'm gonna start calling my kid The Algorithm.
#parenting #SocialMedia
Zalka Csenge Virág, PhD
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2026-08-26 12:08:18 UTC
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