Bloody Pink 🩸 on Nostr: Me: Siri, remind me on Friday at 10 am of FortiGate backup. Siri: Okay, I added it. ...
Me: Siri, remind me on Friday at 10 am of FortiGate backup.
Siri: Okay, I added it.
You can’t make this shit up. Siri AI cannot possibly be worse than what we currently have.
Published at
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