when he arrived i told him u can eat any food here, pantry, fridge, whatever, except for one thing - i keep bread in the freezer and eat it when my stomach is upset. here where i tell this story my friends go "NO THEN HE ATE THE BREAD?!" calm down he never ate the bread. however i at one point worked into a conversation days later that i have no interest in relationships and he said "oh so ur bread" i was like eh? he said u told me thats the only thing i cant eat
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ugh