George Penney on Nostr: #Spotted at the Ngatimoti Festival in Aotearoa New Zealand A small human (5?) with ...

#Spotted at the Ngatimoti Festival in Aotearoa New Zealand

A small human (5?) with curly red hair, wearing a pink gingham dress, glares with absolute outrage at bucket full of peonies.
Pointing with UTMOST accusation, she roars: "LOOK AT THOSE SILLY FLOWERS!"
She does not truck with floral frippery.

A small human (3?) is crouched over a patch of grass, searching most intently. Holding a velvet marble pouch in one hand while saying with absolute gravity: "I've lost it Mum."
Mum reassuring him that they'll find it.
(Seen a while later, victoriously holding up a blue cats eye.)

A man (30s?) with a luxurious mullet is standing next to a very proper woman (70s?) who's wearing a floral dress, pearls and a straw hat.
With a grin, Mullet Man says: "Get some of that cake into ya Gran! It's next level eh! Change your life!"
Gran agrees that the cake is indeed delicious this year.

Two ponies are standing head to tail, giving each other a good rump scratch while a row of Small Humans (2 to 6?) watch on in absolute fascination.
Finally, a small human says with scandalized outrage: "That horse is kissing the other horse's BOTTOM!"
A nearby woman (40s?) laughs and says: "They do that sometimes."
"BUT IT'S A BOTTOM!"

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