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I know my timeline has devolved into me complaining about the hellish world of job hunting, but I had to share this one with you. Long paste follows, comments after.

>MUST HAVE SKILLS (Most Important):
>Bachelor’s degree or four or more years of relevant work experience
>Experience with IP Layer 1-3 for Edge Networks
>Hands-on experience with virtualization of networks and implementing updates and changes on working devices
>Functional knowledge of TCP/IP (IPv4 and IPv6)
>Knowledge of spine and leaf fabric networking
>Working knowledge of VXLAN and BGP
>Must possess extensive knowledge of Layer 1 troubleshooting for copper and fiber cabling, including Cat5/6 copper cabling and fiber types SC, LC, FC, MPO, MOP creation and implementation
>In-depth knowledge and expert comprehension of Command Line Interface (CLI) commands for Nokia 7750/7706/7250, Cisco 55A1,5504, 5508, 9508, CRS-16, Nexus 3k/5k/7K/9K (IOS, XE, XR, NX-OS)
>Must possess the ability to work on multiple projects at the same time, stay organized/prioritize their workload, and make updates to tickets/spreadsheets/deployment schedules.
>Need to be comfortable working on the phone and troubleshooting with local support personnel to correct OBM (Out of Band Management) and Ethernet/fiber cabling issues.
>Have the ability to follow and implement detailed engineering design documents and join team/project calls throughout the day in various US time zones, and have the ability to convey status and work updates.
>Administrative skills to track and update emails, tickets, projects, and work logs.
>
>DESIRED SKILLS:
>Positive attitude, strong work ethic, and a desire to do your best each day
>CCNA/JNCIS or other networking certifications
>Ability to work closely with others, manage the workload you are assigned, and schedule work/project management tasks with other installation teams and groups
>Ability to follow and implement detailed engineering design documents
>Past experience working in a remote environment and testing newly installed switches and routers
>The ability to articulate and explain you work and self through email and on the phone
>Experience with MPLS Layer 2 and Layer 3 VPNs
>Worked with Cisco (VTS), Nokia (Nuage) or Itential (IAP), HPNA, DCNM automation tools
>Solid understanding of networking-specific technologies: IPV6, L2VPN, L3VPN, OSPFv3, mp-BGP, QOS/Traffic Engineering, MPLS (LDP & TDP), inter-AS MPLS, and m-VPN
>A strong ability to understand end to end call flows for deploying network services
>Knowledge of or prior experience with cloud and scripting experience in Linux, Openstack, Python and virtualization
>Any cloud and scripting experience i.e. Linux, Openstack, Python, automation, virtualization

Who is qualified for this job? WHO? This should be at least 3 separate jobs. What I've listed here are just requirements and desires, not job duties, education, or certifications they ask for. There MAY be a small handful of people who would be willing and able to do this job, but they're taken (and I hope they're getting paid *well*) but I doubt you're going to find them through a recruiting email sent to anyone on Dice with a resume that sounds vaguely technical.

No salary or benefits listed, btw. On the upside, it's fully remote.