David Njoku on Nostr: How old am I? Well, let's just say that I'm at that stage of my life when the NHS ...
How old am I?
Well, let's just say that I'm at that stage of my life when the NHS sends you a package cos they're really worried that you might have bowel cancer.
Oh, you don't know what age that is? Well, note how, when asking for a poo sample, they had to explicitly say "we only need a little bit - DO NOT ADD EXTRA!" That's how old I am.
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