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“Are you us?” - I had to think about that for a bit! My brain is heading off down all the weird little rabbit holes at the moment!
Our neighbour isn’t quite like yours. She’s odder if anything. She seems to generate 0 waste. Nothing. She lives there. Goes out, comes back. Has parcels delivered. Gets Tesco groceries delivered. But her bins never get full and never get emptied.
I think she’s a spy. 🕵️♀️
CurlyParakeet 🇪🇺🏳️🌈🇺🇦
npub19s…q49ly
2026-05-12 18:15:42 UTC
in reply to nevent1q…g3gn
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