“STOP! Were you just gonna paste that command you got from Interdimensional Relay Chat into your Subspace Command Line?”
“Uh, yeah”
“Let me see that!”
“C’mon, It makes your planet form chocolate sauce volcanoes! What’s not to like?”
“Uh, no, it opens a backdoor to the cthonic realm in your upper mantle. I’m revoking your sudo rights.”
#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot
Kit Bashir
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2026-05-17 00:46:30 UTC
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