man goes to doctor. says he’s depressed. he’s tried everything — apps, speed dating, even a personal ad — but he can’t get his dick sucked.
“ah,” doctor says. “go to the gloryhole. there’s a guy in there who’ll suck off anyone.”
“but doctor,” says the man, “i’m the guy in the gloryhole!”
#microfiction #deep
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