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So serious question do I scare her away by telling her I own a small armory ($40,000) or do I just tell her when I pick up my James bond looking ahh gun during the wedding and she thinks I'm going to kidnap her, or do I just not ever tell her like a pussy.
I'm kinda thinking option 2.
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