BanjoPartisan on Nostr: >The year is 2035. >You buy some flat pack furniture >It doesn't come with an ...
>The year is 2035.
>You buy some flat pack furniture
>It doesn't come with an instruction manual
>Instead they give you a QR code
>You scan it
>"Click here to get at-home assembly for $99.99"
>You scroll down to the bottom of the page
>You find a small link which says "manual"
>After watching three ads a PDF starts downloading
>You open it
>It's in Hindi
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2026-07-18 11:18:00 UTCEvent JSON
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