“Oh no, what’s with the moon boot?”
“That storm last night; lightning strike caused a power glitch and the SoftStairs in my apartment phased out just as I was climbing them”
“Ouch, Sorry to hear that. Kinda glad I live in a house made of stone. “
“But programmable architecture is just so convenient—my cousin visited last month and we used a macro to temporarily rearrange our four bedrooms into five slightly smaller ones”
“Yeah nah, you can keep your I-can’t-believe-it’s-not-Matter thanks”
#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot
Kit Bashir
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