For a guinea pig to be rideable, I estimate it would have to be ~2.5m long.
Your feet won’t have a lot of ground clearance, but it should be enough.
I think it would be capable of jumping 2m.
Haven’t done speed or strength calculations yet, but I’m guessing similar to an adolescent rhino.
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