Really the only things you need to say to a cat are
asking them if they are a big kitty
telling them that they are a big kitty
telling them you're going to eat their belly if they leave it hanging out there like that
asking them what they are doing
But you need to say them basically constantly when you're around them
jonny (nonvenomous)
npub1ny…dxmrh
2026-07-31 00:34:29 UTC
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