Whoo Hoo! Congratulations and happy 6 months of “Two Weeks to Flatten Iran”!
Everyone knows the first six months are the hardest part of every two weeks war!
We will soon be declaring victory (again) and everything is great! Sure we are out of oil in the SPR, sure inflation is degrading your current lifestyle and investments, but it’s just short term pain for long term gain!
Don’t be a doomer! It’s only one more forever war, what’s the big deal?
You don’t want them Muslims to win do you?
Consider The Raven
npub19l…3am5z
2026-08-28 12:23:31 UTC
Author Public Key
npub19ltgewe6sa944kjwyzfuv07wauw267uzddytmg7vm4y63lzvrjxqt3am5zPublished at
2026-08-28 12:23:31 UTCEvent JSON
{
"id": "b5f83be6b55810dbc831ba069184f9eb20c388611efaea313f84a53cf3433a8e",
"pubkey": "2fd68cbb3a874b5ada4e2093c63fceef1cad7b826b48bda3ccdd49a8fc4c1c8c",
"created_at": 1787919811,
"kind": 1,
"tags": [
[
"proxy",
"https://noauthority.social/users/Jagahati/statuses/117173112745107341",
"activitypub"
],
[
"client",
"Mostr",
"31990:6be38f8c63df7dbf84db7ec4a6e6fbbd8d19dca3b980efad18585c46f04b26f9:mostr",
"wss://relay.ditto.pub"
]
],
"content": "Whoo Hoo! Congratulations and happy 6 months of “Two Weeks to Flatten Iran”!\n\nEveryone knows the first six months are the hardest part of every two weeks war!\n\nWe will soon be declaring victory (again) and everything is great! Sure we are out of oil in the SPR, sure inflation is degrading your current lifestyle and investments, but it’s just short term pain for long term gain!\n\nDon’t be a doomer! It’s only one more forever war, what’s the big deal?\n\nYou don’t want them Muslims to win do you?",
"sig": "001a627fb12bddc46e894002b571011676f1ea008bca14da9f65104cda59b66d236e5bce88ad175c73f9c6c71a005d2b3137af9d674161bf45ee64eee6d5cc34"
}