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My high school got a new assistant basketball coach. His theory: The Butt is the "3rd eye", you need to back into your opponent, rub your butt against him. Constantly. It was important during practices to use this against him, constantly. Take turns butt-rubbing the coach. No, harder than that you weakling. Then suddenly one day, mid-semester, mid-season even, the somehow admired Coach Childers disappeared and was never seen again. Another reason I was glad to not be on the basketball team.
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