Fesshole 🧻 on Nostr: My rich uncle died recently. Hospital thought I was devastated, spent hours with the ...
My rich uncle died recently. Hospital thought I was devastated, spent hours with the body. Now I *was* upset, but really I was in there using his dead finger to unlock his phone & get all his passwords. Regret nothing, has made probate nightmare so easy.
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