Girl on the Net on Nostr: People who are staying at their lover's homes that evening. People who've been ...
People who are staying at their lover's homes that evening. People who've been shopping on their lunch break and turned them on to test. People whose devices don't have travel locks, so sometimes turn on by accident. People whose bluetooth devices are none of your fucking business.
IT admin. We have a device that can very accurately locate and identify WiFi/Bluetooth devices. We have detected not one, but TWO Bluetooth enabled sex toys in the office this month. Who is bringing these things to work??
Published at
2026-10-05 11:40:37 UTCEvent JSON
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