Uncle Duke on Nostr: I am my most ninja-like when my wife is still sleeping peacefully on weekend ...
I am my most ninja-like when my wife is still sleeping peacefully on weekend mornings, as I try to soundlessly slip out of the bedroom. While, on the rare occasions that I get to sleep in, she manages to leave the room with all the quiet grace of a 1970s Led Zeppelin hotel visit.
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