Bena Lugosi on Nostr: I don't mean to brag, but I apparently absolutely annihilated the human land-speed ...
I don't mean to brag, but I apparently absolutely annihilated the human land-speed record at #ParkRun this morning. Seriously - obliterated it. It felt slow but I must have been rocketing along.
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