Terence Eden on Nostr: I know you all hate the emergency alert about disposable barbeques. But yesterday I ...
I know you all hate the emergency alert about disposable barbeques.
But yesterday I watched a man at our hotel breakfast set fire to a toaster by trying to toast a croissant - despite multiple signs telling him not to.
Today he tried again.
So, you know, calibrate for the average person.
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