Harlequin is pleased & dreadful
to announce a new service delivering zombies to the needful, to the lonely hearts, to those who don't have company.
For a low monthly price of $66.60, you can get the corpse of your dreams, shambling erratically, screaming, clawing at your mercilessly, just like your ex used to after a night at the pub.
Harlequin, because you can't spell necromancy, without romance.
#halloween
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2026-10-27 19:20:08 UTC
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wss://relay.mostr.pubPublished at
2026-10-27 19:20:08 UTCEvent JSON
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