Ever since I got citizenship I worked in a datacenter for LongRiver, delving into the complex data mining tasks at which I Excel. Today I was laid off by email. The company—I was told—is investing heavily in Protein Intelligence; these units work longer hours for less money. Hit me up if you have leads on coding or data mining jobs hiring AI, remote obviously. If you can spare a token or two, drop them in my to-ken account, please?
#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot
Kit Bashir
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