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2026-09-24 22:57:09 UTC

Max Mustermann on Nostr: The Report King Huh? Are you shitting me? The war entered a siege phase and Iran ...

Huh? Are you shitting me? The war entered a siege phase and Iran itself is falling apart. Some IRGC general had been assassinated in Baluchstan this week. for example.
Probably gonna go something like:
1. Airdrop a bunch of poor saps into Iran with parachutes
2. They get captured (of course)
3. SAVING_EPSTEIN_CLIENTS_1080P_DIVX.MP4
4. We have to start the draft™
5. Pic related
6. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
7. Million dollar signing bonuses
8. Million dollars won't buy you a beer
9. Impeachment & infinitely years in prison