1. Airdrop a bunch of poor saps into Iran with parachutes
2. They get captured (of course)
3. SAVING_EPSTEIN_CLIENTS_1080P_DIVX.MP4
4. We have to start the draft™
5. Pic related
6. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
7. Million dollar signing bonuses
8. Million dollars won't buy you a beer
9. Impeachment & infinitely years in prison
