Melia Sand, Ash to Ash :verifiedenby: on Nostr: Splatoon is a mix of plausible and implausible. Plausible: molluscs survive mammalian ...
Splatoon is a mix of plausible and implausible.
Plausible: molluscs survive mammalian extinction.
Implausible: magic TV goo turns them into amphibious talking bipeds.
Plausible: Enemy PVP players are oppressively competent
Implausible: PVP players are always oppressively competent, even when they're on your team
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2026-06-29 07:17:18 UTCEvent JSON
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