🐙ptoothfish🐙 on Nostr: does the vasectomy increase or reduce the microplastics accumulation in my balls? ...
does the vasectomy increase or reduce the microplastics accumulation in my balls? 🤔
i guess theres no way for them to get out.
but all the same ways for them to get in.
so. increases huh?
what percentage plastic are my balls now, after 20 some years? are they gonna end up clacking when i walk?
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