somebody needs to invent a transgenic almond tree which grows almonds with omega-3 fatty acids in them.
nothing wrong with walnuts (which are the nuts that already have omega-3 in large quantity), but I love almonds and wish they were not devoid of fats which wind up as EPA and/or DHA after extensive enzymatic processing by my porksuit.
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